Fang: Hey, Boboiboy.
Boboiboy: :D Yeah? What's going on?
Fang: How do you stay so happy all the time? Can you teach me?
Boboiboy: Haha… it's easy.
Boboiboy: I lie to myself
Fang:
Boboiboy: Every morning, I wake up
Boboiboy: And I tell myself everythings gonna be alright
Boboiboy: When I'm dying,,
Boboiboy: "it's gonna be alright man, it's gonna be fine," I tell myself.
Boboiboy: I ask myself
Boboiboy: "What am I willing to put up with today?"
Boboiboy: That's why I lie..
Fang: Uh…
Boboiboy: Yeah! That's all! Good luck!
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Fang: Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
Fang: Let me demonstrate!
Fang: *picks up a dictionary*
Fang: *slams his head on the dictionary*
Fang: See? I'm fine!
Boboiboy, walks over, holding a gun named Words:
Fang:
Boboiboy: Okay! I'll shot myself and see what happens.
Fang: Wait no fuc—
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Fang: Wise mage, please bestow me your remedy of white magic to banish the darkness from my mind.
Therapist: Here are your anti-depressants.
Fang: Oh, thank you, ol' wise saint.
***
Daun: The floor is Cahaya!
Daun: *jumps off couch and falls face first onto the floor*
Api: ANGIN!! LEND ME YOUR HOVERBOARD IM GETTING OUT OF THIS PLACE!! IM GONNA BURN IT DOWN!!!
Angin: *sitting regularly*
Air: *sleeps on couch*
Tanah: *lying normally*
Petir: *walking into the living room, on his phone*
Cahaya: *trips him*
Petir: *falls on his face*
Thunderstorm: ARE YOU FUCKING ME RIGHT NOW?
Cahaya: Not yet I'm not.
Tanah: //sHaRP gASpinG//
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YOU ARE READING
Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
