Reverse: I will take over this universe! I have everything I need, and there's no weaknesses!
Boboiboy: /breathes/
Reverse: /shoves Boboiboy into a potato sack/ Nevermind! Now I have everything I need!
* * *
Reverse: Hey! I'm back!
Gopal: Fuck outta here, man! No one likes you.
Fang: Fuck off. You're just tryna kill everyone!
Reverse Fangirls: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Fang, Gopal: /runs for their lives/
Reverse Fangirl #1: You know Reverse? Yeah, he's sooo hot. Honestly, I'd thank him if he killed me.
* * *
Boboiboy: Who are you?
Reverse, from TFAV: I'm you, but a top.
Fang, from TFAV: Bullshit.
Fang: :|
Boboiboy: Meme fail.
* * *
Ying: When life gets you down,
Yaya: You get back u-!
Reverse: And kill myself.
Ying:
Yaya:
Reverse:
Yaya: Do you need a tissue?
Reverse: /sniffles/ No.
* * *
Reverse: Why do you hide inside your walls
Reverse: When there is music in my halls
Reverse: All I see is an empty room
Reverse: No more joy
Reverse: An empty tomb
Reverse: It's so good to sing all day
Reverse: To dance
Reverse: To sing
Reverse: To fly away
Boboiboy: /throws a book at his head/
Boboiboy: WOULD YOU STOP THAT!?
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Boboiboy: /falls off chair/
Reverse: /pterodactyl screeching while holding a cross at the screen/
Fang, kicking down the door: What's happening?!
Fang: /sees Ballora/
Fang: /passes out/
Reverse & Boboiboy: Holy shit.
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YOU ARE READING
Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
