How to NOT plan the Elemental's parties:
Quake: Nothing too messy, no confetti etc. He will get a headache and might actually pass out.
Thunderstorm: NO BALLOONS.
Cyclone: Do not make too many sweets. He'll 101% go hyperactive and turn into Tempest (3rd tier)
Blaze: No fried chicken or anything related to it.
Ice: Loud noises. He'll excuse himself and leave if there's loud music blasting or anything that creates ruckus.
Thorn: Never prank him. Never do. He will strangle your ass.
Solar: His presents must be books, but can't be the ones that he already have.
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Quake created a group.
Quake added Thunderstorm, Cyclone, and 4+
Quake named it "Quake's surprise party".
Quake is typing…
Quake: I deserve this.
Quake has left the chat.
Thunderstorm: He snapped.
Blaze changed Thunderstorm's name to Pikachu
Pikachu: Fuck you
Cyclone: We really do need to give him one though, he's been dealing with our bs
Solar: That's true, but don't we need a plan?? Quake plans these sort of things, not me
Blaze: I can do it!!
Cyclone: Me too! Thorn's coming along!
Thorn: Yay! :D
Solar: @Pikachu if you're running I'm running
Pikachu: Meet me at America
Ice: I woke to my phone buzzing like Hali's vibrator
Ice: Who did this
Solar: Wtf
Ice: Is this real-
Cyclone: It's true and I can prove it
Pikachu: NO ITS NOT
Pikachu: KskoakKKakdksoaoskkLakejdks
Pikachu: KziiGyOwoiBebwkaokajakskskksd
Pikachu left the group
Solar: That was unexpected
Solar: I can hear him screaming in agony
Ice: Who does he use it on anyway
Blaze: I use it on him actually
Cyclone: Wtf
Ice: Wtf
Solar: Wtf
Thorn: What's a vibrator??
Cyclone: iN WHAT REALITY WOULD YOU THINK LETTING US KNOW WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA--
Solar: BL A Z E--
Ice: yOURE CHEATING ON ME???
Blaze: WE NEVER DATED
Quake has joined the group
Quake: I knew this would happen so I did it as a joke
Quake: Come in to the kitchen!
Quake: Also, add Thunderstorm back.
Cyclone added Thunderstorm
Thunderstorm left the group
Blaze added Thunderstorm
Account "Thunderstorm" has been deleted
Ice: my bad
Quake: I leave for three minutes-
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Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
