Blaze: That would be $18, sir.
Thunderstorm: But I'm your brother.
Blaze:
Blaze: $36, sir.
* * *
Quake: *takes a sip of coffee, gags*
Cyclone: HAH! Jokes on you! I replaced your coffee with paint water!
Cyclone:
Cyclone: qUAKE NO DON'T START CHUGGING-
* * *
Solar: They said no perfect person exists, but here I am.
Thunderstorm: Your parents didn't die for your future, but you're here anyway.
* * *
Thorn: In a happy mood, walking downtown,
Random Stranger: SOMEONE HELP! THE HERO THUNDERSTORM AND BLAZE ARE FIGHTING IN A STORE!
Thorn: Walking faster,
* * *
Ice: Look! Look over there!
Blaze: *turns to an empty street* What?
Ice: That's what you'll sound like when you find the villain. I'm BLIND!
* * *
Quake: If you're not going to confess, then I'm going to bust out the big guns.
Blaze: I don't think a pink hello kitty costume can be considered a 'big gun.'
Quake: *stares straight into Blaze's eyes* *pulls out a rifle from the hello kitty costume*
Blaze: Ooh... that big gun.
Blaze: Also, it was Solar's idea.
* * *
Somewhere, far away...
Thunderstorm: *wearing his uniform that turned pink and slathered in glitter*
Thunderstorm: When I kill that bastard, at least I'll look pretty.
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YOU ARE READING
Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
