Boboiboy Shitpost Book

it's a whole new world-

Here we have another roleplay where there's more ships such as Solhali and Gemhali- welp—

Ft. Reverse & OriBoi

Ft. Abby (FieryBlaze777) and Mia (ArianaFlame) as guests

Narrators: Reverse and OriBoi

Aladdin: Quake

Jafar: Solar

Jasmine: Thunderstorm

Lago (Jafar's parrot): Blaze

Genie: Cyclone

The King: Thorn

Abu: Ice

The Carpet: Reverse Cyclone

***

Thunderstorm, sweating: … kill me…

Quake: Never thought I'd say this… but… end me…

Cyclone, poking Reverse Cyclone: You're just like me! But creepier!

Reverse Cyclone: //sighs// Yes, I'm you.

Cyclone: But everyone here is me and I'm them, no?

Reverse Cyclone: No—I mean I am you. Literally.

Cyclone: Aren't we still the same person?

Reverse Cyclone: Yeah, but—

Reverse: //interrups Reverse Cyclone// STOP questioning it BEFORE I question my LIFE.

Boboiboy: This is going nowhere.

-the wall explodes-

Mia: I was promised PIZZA and DRAMA. I have NEITHER.

Abby: Mia, calm down before—

Thorn: //shrieks//

-the windows explodes too-

Abby: //siGh//

***

Reverse: A long long time ago where everyone were still idiots, there was a pathetic little piece of shit named Aladdin and he's a needy bitch—

Boboiboy: —AND he's a thief! One day, he was approached by a merchant, telling him that he would find all the treasures in the world… if he could bring him a lamp.

Quake: And I'm supposed to—? //stumbles as Ice hops onto his shoulder// Ice!!

Ice: Onwards. To the cave. //falls asleep//

Quake: DON'T SLEEP ON MY HEAD!! //drops Ice//

Ice: //still asleep//

Boboiboy: When he found the lamp, he brushed it because it was dusty.

Reverse: Correction; he molested i— //hit by Boboiboy//

Quake: So I'm just gonna?? Wipe it??

Boboiboy: Yeah.

Quake: //wipes it with his finger//

Mia: //screaming through a megaphone// DO YOU KNOW WHAT WIPING IS!? WHAT THE ACTUAL POOP ARE YOU DOING!? WIPE HARDER YOU INSOLENT EXCUSE FOR A LEADER!!