Boboiboy Shitpost Book

How I imagine the elemets switching

Boboiboy: Boboiboy Quake!

Inside the watch:

Thunderstorm: Hm? Quake, it's your turn.

Quake, snapping from his room: AGAIN? That's like the twelfth time this week! And it's Wednesday!

Cyclone: Good luck beating whatever up!

Quake: Oh for the love of—

Outside:

Boboiboy Quake: Boboiboy Triple Split!

Watch:

Thunderstorm: Come on…

Cyclone: I don't wanna!

Thunderstorm: *cusses under his breath* Come on, Cyclone. If we're being called as well there must be something urgent going on.

Outside:

Boboiboy Quake: Okay, so Lightning, clean the tables; Wind, get this drink to Ciciko! I'll deal with the bills.

Thunderstorm: What the fuck

Cyclone: Okay...?

Thunderstorm: I know Quake's not in control, but just what the fuck—

When Leaf is introduced:

Leaf: Heyo! Nice to meet y'all!

Quake: why is a smol child here ohmygod I have to protect him

Quake: Hi! I'll introduce you to the other elements. My name's Quake, and those two are Thunderstorm and Cyclone.

Leaf: Wow! So did you all get hit on the head?

Cyclone: No?

Thunderstorm: Excuse me?

Leaf: When I was born!

Thunderstorm: I don't even want to know how our wielder even survives for this long.

When Fire was reintroduced:

Cyclone: At, long time no see! Like the new look!

Fire: Aw man I missed this place!

Leaf: Will you burn me?

Fire: What no.

Quake: Yeah... This is Leaf the child— wait, I mean newest element.

Leaf: I'm not a child?

Thunderstorm: You hurt him, you're not going to survive the night.

Fire: Sure!

Fire, three seconds later: Oh, wait! Who out this potted plant next to my room? IT'S BURNING!

Leaf: MY PLANT!! YOU JUST KILLED BABY FERNIE!!

Fire: WHY DO YOU NAME YOUR PLANTS?

Leaf: *cries*

Quake: FIRE, GET YOUR ASS HERE THIS INSTANT

Water:

Fire: Long time no seeeeeeee!

Water: It's good to be back.

Quake: So what happened to you?

Water: Nothing much… a rampaging fire alien made if molten rock tried to burn the house down.

Fire: That reminds me of the test... Sai and Shielda got their asses handed to them!

Water: You destroyed his home.

Fire: Oh.

Light:

Leaf: There's ANOTHER element?

Light: Fuck off, weakling! Don't you DARE mention what I did.

Quake: Say what?

Cyclone: What did we miss?

Thunderstorm: This guy got our wielder hit into space.

Fire: Now he's dying.

Light: Shut the fuck up!

Light evolves into Solar:

Solar: I apologize for my previous behavior. It was highly immature of me.

Quake: What kind of a personality change IS that?

Water: As long as he isn't an asshole, I'm cool with that.

Fire: You're cool with ANYTHING.

Water: Yep.