a tale of Tangled reenacted by the elements (ft. OG Boboiboy as the narrator)
Thunderstorm: Rapunzel
Quake: Flynn Fletcher (the thief)
Blaze: Maximus (the horse)
Cyclone: The queen (rapunzel's mother)
Ice: The king (rapunzel's father)
Solar: Mother Gothel (the villain)
Thorn: Pascal (the chameleon)
Boboiboy: A long time ago, there was a king and queen. The queen was seriously ill, so the king sent soldiers to find the golden sundrop.
Background music intensifies
Boboiboy, snorting: As time passes, the soldiers were led to a dead end... because someone else had already exploited the sundrop for her own use.
Solar, in a black robe: This better be worth my time.
Thunderstorm: Don't worry. It's not.
Quake: Will you two just go with it? You're not even supposed to be on this scene!
Thunderstorm: Neither are you!
Quake: JUST GET OFF THE STAGE BEFORE I YEET YOU
Blaze, from the backstage with a horse head on his head: q U Ak E j Ust m e Me D
Ice, sipping a smoothie with a loose crown on his head: Guess I'll die
Boboiboy: JUST DO IT BEFORE THORN CRIES
Solar, sweating as Thorn starts to sniffle behind him: HJsdhjshdjkj f Uck--
Quake: And no cursing!
Insert Quake dragging Thunderstorm off the stage before he could claw Solar's eyes out
Boboiboy, clearing his throat: But Mother Gothel made a mistake- she left the sundrop flower be revealed by accident. The soldiers gathered it and brought it to the queen. Soon, she gave birth to a healthy baby with golden hair.
Thunderstorm: S iGh InG
Cyclone: //Struggling to carry Thunderstorm bridal style// //face is red and puffy with effort//
Thunderstorm: //smirks smugly//
Thorn, behind Cyclone: Drop his ass
Cyclone: //drops Thunderstorm//
Thunderstorm: HEY!
Ice: Can we please just get this over with
Quake: //dying inside in the backstage//
Boboiboy: But one faithful night, Mother Gothel snuck into the castle, and kidnapped Rapunzel so she could remain youthful.
Solar: //dragging Thunderstorm away by his leg//
Thunderstorm, being dragged by Solar: This has got to be a joke
Cyclone, from the other side of the stage: NO!!!! MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ice: Saves us tax returns...
Boboiboy: She raised Rapunzel and locked her in a tower so she can't escape. She only knew, every birthday of hers, lanterns would show up in the sky, as if it was for her.
Thunderstorm: Where in the name of Kaizo are we going to get lanterns?
Boboiboy: When you have elemental powers, everything's possible! Boboiboy Cahaya! //manipulates light so it makes lanterns//
YOU ARE READING
Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
