Taken from viral Tik Toks because I'm dead inside :v
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When you didn't do your homework
Quake: Sorry, I didn't do my homework.
Thunderstorm: I left my work at home.
Blaze, sweating: My dog ate my homework.
Cyclone, also sweating: I ate my homework.
Thorn, with no emotion: I ate my dog.
Teacher:
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How to tell someone they're fired
Solar: You're fired.
Ice: You're unable to work here.
Blaze: You jobn't.
Thorn: You've been promoted to customer.
The Worker: What in the name of-
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How to console someone after a breakup
Quake: Sorry about your breakup.
Blaze: He doesn't deserve you.
Ice: Y'all ugly.
Cyclone: oOf
Solar, who's recently dumped by Thunderstorm: Guys istg-
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BINABASA MO ANG
Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
