BBB as IRL authors in a video call. Ft. ImLonely11307, floatingheels, GaLoafey, Eau_de_Glace, Valenertime, kazscircus
Gempa, Manyee: Doesn't show face or voice unless has a reassurance
Taufan, Karensa: Just there.
Halilintar, Glace: I'm-not-dealing-with-this-bullshit. Proceeds to 7-11.
Blaze, Loaf: Proceeds to shove a doll in the camera. Stressed.
Ais, Scarlet: Calmly just draws as everyone yeets self off.
Thorn, Sky: Just being silent and stares at Scarlet drawing.
Solar, Kaz: Dead. Jkjk just not saying anything aka muted voice.
***
Taufan: I'll give you these options.
A) We hold hands.
B) We hug for the rest of the morning.
C) We cuddle all night.
Halilintar:
Halilintar: Is there a fourth option
Taufan: Oh
Taufan: So you're saying you want the D-- //gets flipped by Hali
***
Gempa: You are all wonderful people! Honestly, I would fight anyone who hates you, even without my powers! Just give me their names!
Hali: *raises hand sadly* Just make it quick.
Gempa:
Gempa: Listen here you lovable piece of shit--
***
Blaze: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Taufan: Weak.
Thorn: Strong!
Ais: A coward. Use a knife.
***
Hali: I want someone to take me out.
Solar: Uh, with a sniper gun or on a date?
Hali: Surprise me.
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YOU ARE READING
Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
