Elements with English and Malay names are different people from different universes :0
So are first tiers
English, 1st tier: Canon
English, 2nd tier: Reverse AU
Malay, 1st tier: This Is My World AU
Malay, 2nd tier: Hero and Villain AU
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Earth Elements:
Quake: Where the fuck are we?
Gempa (Villain): Who are YOU?
Tanah: … where am I…
Earth: When did I split…?
Gempa: Where's my team? What did you do to them!?
Quake: I could ask you the same damn question! Who the fuck are you all!???
Gempa: I asked first! Answer me or I'll kill you ^^
Quake: FINE WITH ME!
Tanah: Um,, guys? Let's try to settle this diplomatically?? ^^"
Earth: Uh... What he said! ^^"
Gempa and Quake: *already punching each other*
Tanah: … I tried… //facepalms//
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Lightning Elements:
Thunderstorm, already in tears: W-Where am I?!
Petir: …
Halilintar (hero): Not this again—
Lightning: I don't have time for this! Who are you all? And—(points to Petir)—why are you a girl!?
Petir: …
Halilintar: Okay—what are your elements? I thought the elementals all died.
Lightning: Lightning, duh!
Thunderstorm: Lightning…
Petir: //points to Lightning and Thunderstorm, shrugging//
Halilintar:
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Wind Elementals:
Wind: Woah!! Where am I!? Who are you guys? Woah! We look the same!! (Points to Angin) You look like me from the future!!! Are you from the future?? (Points to Cyclone) YOU LOOK CREEPY!! (points to Taufan) YOU LOOK CREEPY AS WELL!!!
Taufan (Villain): I KNOW RIGHT?? I LOOK AWESOME!
Cyclone: What's the point? We'll all die anyway...
Angin: I—um, uh… no?
Wind: DO Y'ALL WANNA BEAT SOEM BAD GUYS??
Angin: Uhhh sure???
Cyclone: Life's meaningless anyway…
Taufan: GEMPA IS GONNA KILL ME BUT WHATEVES! SCREW HIM!!
Gempa, breaking through the fourth wall: TAUFAN!!!
Taufan: OH SHI-
Angin, Cyclone and Wind, watching Gempa chase after Taufan:
Angin: Should we like… save him?
Cyclone: We're going to die either way…
Wind: Nope. I'm seeing how this plays out.
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Fire Elementals:
Api: WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU HAVE MY FACE?????
Fire: YOU'RE THE ONE TO TALK!! (gasps) ARE YOU ME FROM THE FUTURE???
Api: (gasp) ARE YOU ME FROM THE PA ST???
Blaze: WILL YOU PEOPLE SHUT THE FUCK UP?????????!!!!!!!!!
Blaze (Hero): WHY DO YOU HAVE MY NAME HUH?????????
R. Blaze: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Everyone: screaming
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Water Elementals:
Ice: Can we just get this over with? Who are you and why are we here?
Ais (Villain): I'll give you a better solution. Stand in a line so I can shoot your hearts ou—
Air, under her breath: Api's gonna yeet himself off the window and of course, he's Api—
Water: ZzZZZZz (wakes up) Why don't we all just calm down and take a nap? We're all water elementals, aren't we?
Ais: Hmm good point...
Air: As long as no one kills each other…
Ice: Yeah. True. Sleep is important!
Everyone: asleep on water balls
Readers:
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Nature Elementals:
Leaf: Oh… who are you all? (Looks at Daun) You're so cute and pretty! OwO
Daun: You're cute too!!
Thorn (Hero): WE'RE ALL CUTE!!
R. Thorn: Ew. Cuteness.
Leaf: You're cute and creepy! Why are your eyes red?? OwO
R. Thorn: Because that's the colour my victims bleed! It's cute, right?? Right??? OwO
Leaf: YESH!!!
Daun:
Thorn (Hero):
Daun: Should we—
Thorn (Hero): Let's just stay out of this...
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Light elementals:
Solar (Villain): Did Ais tamper with one of my machines or—
R. Solar: I didn't breathe 15 years just to hallucinate. Good-bye cruel world— *holds finger to forehead*
Cahaya: WHERE'S PETIR??? IS SHE OK???? WHERE'S TANAHHH?????? OHMYGOD ARE THEY ALRIGHT???
Light: Will you shut up!? I'm trying to see what's going on here!!
Solar (Villain): Hah! You can't even find your way out a crossword puzzle! Leave this to me, kid!
Light: Why you little—
Solar (Villain) and Light: *starts a cat fight*
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Meanwhile...
Reverse, sipping tea as he watches the chaos in Boboiboy's mind: Guess I'll die.
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Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
