Sonzuku and Dadzawa Oneshots

60AM (He Stole My Cats!)

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Sonzuku POV

"Ten," I hear from my teacher as I bolt from my room. "Nine," I hear a bit farther away. I cannot hear him anymore after those seconds.

When I get out of the dorms, I immediately try to activate my quirk. I do not bother to turn around, knowing my teacher is standing behind me.

"Midoriya. When and where did you get those pictures?" I slowly turn around.

"Hey, sensei. Lovely seeing you here." After these brilliant words leave my mouth, I try to run. A pull around my stomach stops me.

"Nope. We are going to sit here until you tell me where you got those pictures from."

"I am good. Thank you. I would rather house arrest." He glares at me, causing me to shrink back a bit. He pulls me closer to him.

"Where did you get the pictures from?" Aizawa-sensei demanded, exaggerating each word. "I can and will wait here all night." This causes me to look up and think back to how this started.

"So, it is not morning?"

"You little sh-"

A few hours later, I wake up on Aizawa-sensei's capture weapon. It is still dark out. I hear hushed voices talking. "Shouta. Why are you both out here? Better question, why did you fall asleep out here?"

"He stole my cats!" Aizawa-sensei replies. I let out a little giggle at the exaggeration, alerting both of them to my newly conscious mind. Aizawa-sensei glared at me, again, except it was much softer this time around.

"Little listener! Why don't you come with us to your homeroom teacher's dorm? It would probably put you both at peace." The teacher's presence and overly-done personality makes me laugh. It is much too early to be dealing with this situation.

"Ah. Yamada, Aizawa, Midoirya." A familiar voice comes. "How are you all on this fine day?"

"Hey, boss. It is such a lovely morning out. I believe my day is going GReat!" Present Mic's quirk gets canceled by Aizawa-sensei's.

"Thank you, Aizawa. My day has been swell. I appreciate you asking, Yamada."

"May I ask what has happened here?" The sun is starting to rise, I note, not paying much attention to the conversation as Aizawa-sensei explains.

"Midoriya." My attention latches onto my principle, my head naturally bowing. "May I ask why you have not yet answered the question?" In Nezu's eyes lies a teasing glint. I know he knows why I have pictures of Sensei's cats.

"I figured it would be best to not spoil the surprise." Nedzu keeps his posture relaxed as the other two look back and forth between us.

"Usually, I would agree. Seeing as this is Aizawa, however, and you ended up sleeping out here for I-know-how-long, I figure it would be reasonable to explain. Even so, I am grateful for your dedication." They took to looking just at Nedzu, I note.

"Ahem. Yes. I will explain. Midoriya here has become my student. It was an assignment of mine for him to get a picture of a teacher's pet. He ended up loving all of your cats, though, so he took more pictures than necessary and designed them in a way for his lock screen." Both my other teachers seem to be rebooting.

"YOU'RE HIS STUDENT?" Present Mic-sensei yells, luckily not using his quirk. Aizawa-sensei still does not seem as if he is working.

"Yes?" I offer meekly. To try and move the attention elsewhere and to try and turn Aizawa-sensei back on again, I focus on a different topic. "So, does anyone know what time it was when we first came out here?" Aizawa-sensei finally reboots. Yes!

"Just for keeping this a secret, I will never tell."