Magcon Imagines & Preferences

Dirty Pick Up Lines | Preferences

Nash: I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Cam: Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.

Carter: You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Matt: Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!

Taylor: I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

Shawn: I may not go down on history, but I'll go down on you.

Jack G: Twinkle twinkle little star, Let's have sex inside my car.

Jack J: Babe, are you an elevator? Because I wanna go down on you.

Aaron: You better remember my name now because you'll be screaming it later.

Sammy: If I flip a coin, what are the chances on me getting head?

Dillon: I have a job for you but it blows.

Nate: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

Kenny: I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours. 

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