Your Drunk Texts | Preferences

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Drunk texts are like one of my favorite things ever as some of you may know. Anyways these are all written by me, let me know what you think!

NASH:

You: heyyooo babe, i havee something to tell yoou

Him: hey there, what's up?

Him: Y/N?

You: *after an hour* oops just fond ma ppphone haha

Him: you lost your phone? how drunk are you?

You: noo silly, it was tiredd just sleeping on da florr

You: actually im tird tooo

Him: okay hold on to your phone, I'm on my way babe

CAM:

You: why is there waterr everywheree???

Him: what are you talking about?

You: idk man, waterfallzzzz

Him: baby are you drunk?

Him: oh and it's raining outside so i think you're there right now...

You: now that i think of it yaaaas i'm outside, smart boi luv u

CARTER:

You: hejooo bssyy iniaa yy

You: oopzziiee

Him: alright I think that's enough, I'll come and pick you up!

You: naah bishh dint kilzz ma vibess

You: k if u hsv fod?

Him: yeah we will get you food babe?

MATT:

You: heeyy ur sexi babe

Him: thanks babe? you're pretty hot too ;)

You: akndfdkbhd

Him: what if I'll come and pick you up?

You: LOLOLOLOLLLL NOPE

You: k babe ily

TAYLOR:

You: kan u pik me up?

Him: aren't you with your friends?

You: yezz but they ar not as funnee as uu

You: i wana make ut with u babww

Him: yeah maybe when you're sober

You: but i wana have sexxx

Him: me too babe, me too...

SHAWN:

You: itss hot af hereee akjnjdvf

Him: what? where are you?

You: baby lemme bee the light of the partyyyy

Him: are you drunk?

You: maybee babe i'm on fireez rgth now

You: get it? its hott cuz im on fre and the lght on rhe paty

You: ligt id fire riht?

JACK G:

You: kan i ask a question?

You: kan u kep a secret?

Him: yeah babe?

You: i don't rlly hive a fak wat i need to know is do u wana fuk?

Him: babe how drunk are you?

You: hahahahhhh dunnooo

JACK J:

You: WILD LIFE WILD LIFE

Him: uh what?

You: lionz everywhere they're tickling meeeh

Him: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Him: ARE YOU DRUNK OR HIGH BABE?

You: please jus stop yellin!!! yes both maybe it hink so yea

You: silly dogz

SAMMY:

You: bang bang

Him: huh?

You: hahaha uu so fnny

Him: how much have you been drinking?

You: onee, twoo, fivee, maybe seven?

You: wait what comes after 8?

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