[private chat]
John: Yeah?
Sera: I heard you cry
John: I have indeed heard you cry as well
Sera: No like dude I started crying at your cries
Sera: You need therapy
John: Your point?
Sera: You need therapy
John: No
Sera: Don't you want to get better
John: Honestly yes
John: But I hate talking to people
Sera: What about me?
John: You are an exception
Sera: ily <3
John: ily too <333
Sera: NOW GET YOUR FUCKING ASS INTO THERAPY
John: ig
[group chat]
Sera: john is officially going to therapy
Sera: i booked him a session
Arlo: Will he learn how to act like a decent human being now?
John: You were the one who spent a month planning the downfall of me so kindly fuck off asslo
John has renamed Arlo to Shittyformerkingofwellstonwhogavejohntrustissuesandnowjohndoesnttrustanybodybecauseofstupidasslowholoveshisshithierachyandvaluesitoverpeoplesmentalhealthbecauseasslosafuckingpieceofshit
Shittyformerkingofwellstonwhogavejohntrustissuesandnowjohndoesnttrustanybodybecauseofstupidasslowholoveshisshithierachyandvaluesitoverpeoplesmentalhealthbecauseasslosafuckingpieceofshit: I hate you so much
John: i know :)))
Sera: as much as it is correct it is WAY too lon g
Sera has renamed Shittyformerkingofwellstonwhogavejohntrustissuesandnowjohndoesnttrustanybodybecauseofstupidasslowholoveshisshithierachyandvaluesitoverpeoplesmentalhealthbecauseasslosafuckingpieceofshit to Arlo
Arlo: Thank you, Seraphina.
Sera: Stfu loser nerd
Arlo: Hmph
Blyke: wait john's finally getting help
Blyke: yesss
Isen: so rare
Sera: let's gooooo john
John: I thought you just booked it
Sera: They have really bad business also they're super cheap and my parents hate me
John: Okay then
~time skip~
John: I hate my life so fucking much
Sera: John I'm so sorry
John: It's okay sera
John: I'm gonna have so bad nightmares tonight
Isen: what happened????
Sera: so basically the reason why they have such bad business is bc they have really shitty therapy
Sera: and they basically told john claire was right and that he is a monster
Sera: which is totally untrue
Isen: sureee
Sera: HE IS NOT A MONSTER
John: I'm gonna take a drive
Sera: JOHN NO
Sera: I got a surprise for youuuuuu
John: tell me before i die
Sera: image.jpg
John: how
Sera: :))))
Isen: is that u guys when u first met?
Isen: aww john looks so sweet
Sera: ikr
Sera: back then he used to gel his hair so messy hair pics like these were uncommon
Sera: so this is us drinking boba
John: Seraaaaaaaa
Sera: yes?
John: thank youuu
Sera: no problem ;)
John: ;)
Coming up next:
Sera: well then get back in the room and lock the door and we can cry more together
John: ok
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