the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

poker

Blick - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Nothing - Arlo

Thirty - Seraphina

Thirty: and john wins again!

Nothing: damn it

Calid: wait

Calid: john is beating up asslo more than once

Blick: you mean john is beating up nothing more than once?

Calid: calid

Thirty: yeah

Thirty: we're playing poker

John: fuck yeah

Nothing: I used to be so good at this game, h o w

John: you're forgetting that i pretended to be a cripple

John: i have an excellent poker face

Thirty: he really does

John: i wanna start a fight

Elaine: NO JOHN NO

Elaine: HEALING ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE WILL MAKE YOU SICK FOR DAYS

John: bitch i was talking about the song

Thirty: you mean the song by which the author bombed on america's got talent?

John: yeah, also remi's blasting it

Remi: s-sorry, i didn't know that you could hear me! >.<

John: you are literally in seraphina's bathroom blasting the song and singing to ti

Remi: i was in the shower

John: the shower is in a different room

John: i would know

Blick: ooOOoOOooOo

John: i would know because once i was looking for the bathroom and accidentally opened the door of the shower

Thirty: lol

Calid: why do we always assume that john and seraphina do weird stuff and then they just act normal

Blick: normal?

Blick: they literally make out on my sandwich counter

John: i didn't tell you to make your sandwiches there

Thirty: it's not fun when it happens to you

Thirty: wait elaine

Elaine: yeah

Thirty: is kissing arlo like kissing a rock?

Nothing: I feel insulted

John: and boom! I just won the fourth game

Remi: wow so hot

John: stop being thirsty you useless knock off salmon piece of shit

Remi: it was a compliment

John: you know i dont take compliments

Elaine: uh, no it's not

Thirty: i'm intrigued

Thirty: how is it?

Elaine: you're kind of getting like blyke

Thirty: that useless knock off goku who can barely shoot a red line straight?

Elaine: yeah, him

Nothing: I am RIGHT HERE

Elaine: so?

Nothing: it's nothing

John: and BOOM

Nothing: wait what HOW

John: i won the fifth game

Nothing: that was such a short game though

John: and?

Nothing: nvm

John has changed Nothing's name to Useless piece of shit.

Useless piece of shit: what the actual fuck

John has changed Useless piece of shit's name to Useless.

Useless: i feel redundant

John: that's because you are :)))))

Thirty: fuck fuck fuck fuck

John: are...

John: are you telling me and that useless moldy banana piece of shit backstabber useless not good enough king to fuck?

Thirty: no i screwed up

Calid: what did you do?

Thirty: i went to the bathroom and kicked remi out

Remi: so mean

Thirty: but then i don't have any toilet paper :((((

John: turn back time

Thirty: no that's a waste of my ability

John: idk

Thirty: hand me some

John: i dont have any

Thirty: wait

Thirty: I FOUND SOME IN THE CABINET BELOW

Elaine: see

Elaine: i told you stashing some there for the inevitable apocalypse was good

Useless:

Useless: Why am I dating this girl

Elaine: because you don't have anybody else

Useless: i have banana fuck

Elaine: C H E A T E R

Useless: damn it elaine

Useless: that was a joke

John: that pathetic piece of shit jokes?

Useless: tch!

John: don't tch me

Useless: TCH

John: fuck you, fuck off, fuck everything, I'M DONE

Thirty: go take a valium

John: i was joking

Thirty: you haven't taken one today and now you will

John: huh

John: so that's why i had a panic attack at the grocery store

John: OHHHHHHHHHH

Thirty: smh

Calid: i want cupcakes

John: i ate them

Calid: NOOOOOO ;-;

i'm sorry for not updating yesterday, personal stuff

i ship jeraphina so hard like LET'S GOOOOO lmao

also i want to do a q/a type of thing so please put your questions for me :D

edit: i wanted to say that there are these people in my neighborhood, sara and claire (lol)

claire triggered me, and everybody else doesn't like me but sara was still nice

but now i dont talk to sara anymore 

i...just realized that i am john in this story

coming next:

Useless: You covered your face with your hands and curled up into the seat

Useless: I had to pull you out