the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

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Blick - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Asslo - Arlo

Remi: why are you all like this

John: i have trauma

John: sera has abusive parents

John: blick almost saw you get killed

John: isen literally saw somebody get killed and used his ability to detect it

John: i silenced elaine and now she's crazy

John: the only person w/o trauma is asslo

Asslo: i have trauma

John: oh yeah?

Sera: take cover

John: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BULLIED UNTIL YOU WERE SOBBING HOME EVERY DAY WHEN YOU CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL AND THEN A GIRL HELPED YOU TO GET YOUR ABILITY AND THEN YOU ACTED LIKE A MONSTER AND THEN SHE GOT HALF THE CLASS TO GANG UP AGAINST YOU AND THEN YOU WERE SENT TO READJUSTMENT CLASSES WHERE THEY MENTALLY TORTURED YOU FOR THREE MONTHS AND NOW YOU HAVE TO TAKE VALIUM AND SLEEP WITH RESTRAINTS BECAUSE YOUR MIND IS SO FUCKED UP

John: HAVE YOU?

Asslo:

Asslo: seraphina take care of your explosive boyfriend

Sera: you made him like this

Sera: deal with it

Calid: did

Calid: did i hear john smash another phone

Sera: you did but i reversed it

Sera: i froze time :))))

Blick: john do you have any valium for sale just asking for a friend

John: no

Blick: are you considering selling valium?

John: no because without it i can't function

Elaine: lol remember your non valium days

Sera: that's my line

Elaine: oops sorry no offense

Sera: offense taken

Blick: what do you do to get valium? (asking for a friend)

Remi: you shut the fuck up because we all know you don't need it

Calid: calid

Blick:

Blick: well i wanted to try some okay john goes from unholy screeching to calm boy when he takes it

John: never have i seen such an accurate depiction of myself and been so offended at the same time

Sera: want me to beat rip off laser boy for you?

John: yes officer

John has changed Sera's name to Officer.

Officer: hehehe

Remi: blyke if you dont need it you shouldnt take it

Calid: it's just human health 101 blyke!

Elaine: john john john

John: wHaT

Elaine: you're a 7.5 right?

John: probably 8 by now but whatever sure

Elaine: if you copied my ability would you be able to heal mental pain?

Officer: no because your ability is solely based on physical, not emotional, which means that in order to heal mental pain you would have to alter a person's brain, which your ability cannot do since it is, obviously, a healing ability, not an altering ability

John: how tf do you know this

Officer: i studiedabilities for a loooooong time when i was a kid

Asslo: anybody need anything from me?

John: fuck off

Asslo: make me

John: please stand by for one minute

Blick: okay

One singular minute later

Officer: john engaged in harsh defenestration

John: it was so intense and satisfying

Calid: crash.png

Calid: this is gonna be the front page article

Asslo: JOHN YOU WILL PAY

John: oh what's that? Something about you paying for my boba tea for the next two weeks otherwise i'll engage in your defenestration in front of the entire student body?

Asslo:

Asslo: FINE BUT I'M ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE OF THE HIERARCHY

Elaine: you're a god-tier dating a barely elite-tier

Elaine: you already did away with the hierarchy

Asslo: eh whatever

Officer: fuck u

Remi: you go girl

Officer: john join the chant

Officer: fuck u asslo

John: fuck u asslo

Remi: fuck u asslo

Calid: fuck u asslo

Elaine: fuck u asslo

Blick: fuck u asslo

Asslo: WHY 

defenestration is my new favorite word

coming next:

John: would you like the entire student body to see this?