the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

isen's stupidity can poison you

Blick - Blyke

Asslo - Arlo

Sera: i stopped regurgitating saline crackers

John: same

Elaine: add remi

John: what do i get in return?

Elaine: you can use my ability any time you want no questions asked all week

John: k

John has added Remi to the chat.

Remi: why did you kick me out?

John: i felt like it

Sera: lol

Asslo: john beat people up because he felt like it

John: you got that right

Sera: IS THIS JOHN AND ASSLO AGREEING OVER SOMETHING

Elaine: THEY WONT TRY TO KILL EACH OTHER YAYYYY

Asslo: john is a garbage person

Isen: don't insult garbage men

John: im gonna beat your asses

Isen: but did you get consent?

John: what the fuck

Blick: stupid

John: shut up you rip off red light bulb

Blick: ('• ᴗ •̥'✿)

Isen: so guys

Elaine: wHaT

Isen: is john drunk?

Sera: oh yeah

John: iw ant c akce

Sera: translation: john wants cake

John: heksjduineobja

Sera: translation: heksjduineobja

Isen: very insightful

Asslo: john stop pretending to be drunk

John: dont tell me what to do

Sera: john stop pretending to be drunk

John: yes officer

Asslo: w-what

Sera: there's a reason your name is asslo and not amazinglo

Blick: im blick art supplies bc of isen's mistake

Sera: shut the fuck up you colored pencil

Blick: ('∩｀。)

John: do you guys really think that a few bottles of champagne can get me drunk?

Asslo: yes

John: i drank alcohol for the first time when i was 12

Remi: please explain

John: k so me and claire were becoming friends and on my 12th birthday she got a thing of wine from her parents' place and we got so drunk that we did unspeakable horrors to the fence

John: my dad thought an animal got blasted all over it so we ended up replacing it lol

Isen: what about blond dude

John: he didn't want to drink

Sera: good for him

John: no he had to convince our parents we were sick