Blick - Blyke
Asslo - Arlo
[5:53 pm]
Asslo: so i was walking to school
Asslo: and banana fuck taps me on the shoulder so i turn around, getting ready to put my barrier up
Asslo: bUT THIS BITCH LITERALLY JUMPS UP AND GIVES ME AN OPEN MOUTH KISS
Elaine: ill kill her
Asslo: i brought her to vaughn
Asslo: vaughn said that what she did was sexual assault so she got suspended for two weeks and her family had to pay a fine to mine
John: im so tired i want to sleep
Sera: then come back to bed
John: i have to get up
Isen: total change of subject
Sera: i thought this was a private chat
John: same
Blick: oOpS--
Remi: come back to bed
Remi: not go back to bed
Remi: yall sleeping together or smth
Sera: nOoOo
John: oF cOuRsE nOt
Remi: (-‸ლ)
Blick: remi are you okay i heard weird noises
Remi: regurgitated shrimp
Asslo: can we stop talking about vomit for like oNE FUCKING SECOND
John: no
Sera: no
Isen: no
Blick: no
Elaine: no
Remi: no
Asslo: all right then
Remi: oH SHIT NOT AGAIN
Blick: that didn't sound good
Sera: i heard it
Elaine: im gonna heal you
Remi: thank you
[fifteen minutes later]
Remi: i'M cUrEdDdD
Elaine: that took so much energy
John: wait elaine come here
Elaine: okay...
John: oh yeah her aura's really weak
John: blick must've tried to poison remi or some shit
Blick: rEMI I LOVE YOU I CARE FOR YOU I WOULD NEVER TRY TO HURT YOU
Remi: i forgive you
John: wHAT THE FCUK
John: if sera gives me food poisoning that bad id at least need some time alone
Sera: but i wont because you cook
John: unrelated but how do you get this fucking nail polish off
Sera: wait you still have that on
John: i have one little bit on my index finger and iT WON'T COME OFF
Sera: it's in the bathroom
John: k
Elaine: @asslo how come i never sleep over
Asslo: because we both know we'd ruin sera's fruit counter
Sera: i slice my fruit there
Blick: ey you guys left a note on my sandwich counter
Blick: it says "john you're not a monster"
Sera: that was for JOHN
John: i just returned from getting my acetone
John: in history class the teacher was talking about bad people in history and called one of them a "monstrous tyrant"
Sera: oh yeah
John: i legit stood up and took a valium in front of her and then she realized my issues and let me chill in the infirmary where i proceeded to silently sob
Sera: did you get the tears on tape
John: fuck yeah
Blick: what the flippety fuck is wrong with you two
coming next:
Asslo: i hate my life
John: i literally have over three mental illnesses but yeah your life is so much worse
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...