the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

tHe biRtHdAy pArTy

Lie - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Fok - Arlo

Thirty - Seraphina

Rind - Remi

Lie: Guys my little cousin is having a birthday party and my aunt begged me to bring you guys

Elaine: ARLOOOOOOOOOOOO SERA TIED JOHN TO A CHAIR WHY CANT I TIE YOU

Fok: BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE TIED TO A CHAIR ELAINE

Calid: You're right Blyke, bringing these idiots to a party is definitely a good idea

Elaine: S-sorry, I thought this was a private chat

John: Sera fucking phina where in the fucking fuck of all fucks are you

Thirty: Somewhere ;))))

Rind: Lemme guess

Rind: Seraphina hid somewhere and keeps using her ability to bang you on the head

John: Oh yeah

John: But I can't do it back to her because the last time I did she cried

Thirty: Hay bitch

Thirty: I was on Shark Week™ and you know that

Calid: Stfu

Thirty: You're the bravest pos i've ever seen

Calid: Kindly be quiet

Thirty: Say the magic worddddd

Calid: No

Calid: She just froze time and came over here w-wow

Rind:

Rind: She's whispering something in isen's ear really seductively and his face is going red

Rind: It's hilarious

Thirty: Admit it, you're a little turned on right now

Calid: Nooo

John: Sera, what did you say

Thirty: Nothing that u haven't heard

Thirty: Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blueeeee

Elaine: Marriage

Lie: My aunt bought all of us plane tickets to florida

John: WHOOOOOOOO

Thirty: I only travel in first class and you know that

Lie: I-it's not first class

Calid: C h e a p o

Elaine: Stfu isen you're the one who uses a fucking flip phone as an alarm clock

Calid: Hey!!

Calid: How did you know about that?

Elaine: I snuck into your room to steal your bedsheets

Thirty: high five elaine

Elaine: ✋

Calid: w-why?

Elaine: Isen, do you remember when you got mad at remi for getting her period on your bed?

Calid: Yes...

Elaine: Yeah, those were my sheets

Elaine: Sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/