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Sera Accidentally Triggers John™

Blick - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Asslo - Arlo

Officer - Seraphina

John: sadly, i didn't beat up asslo

Officer: you did something else instead

John: oh yeah

John: i fought you

Elaine: i had to heal BOTH of you

Elaine: do you know how much energy it takes to heal a fucking spinal fracture???

Asslo: Why didn't you just go to Doc?

John: because, smartass, i didn't think it was that bad

Officer: with great power comes great pain tolerance

Remi: i have great power but i don't have a great pain tolerance

Officer: that's just because you're a weak piece of shit

Blick: hey

Blick: be nice

Blick: what did she ever do to you?

Officer: she played superhero and nearly got herself killed

Blick:

Blick: im sorry remi but i cant argue with the facts

Remi: hmph

Calid: i published a new front page article

John: that's just because you're sleeping with the co head

Calid: I AM NOT SLEEPING WITH HER

Sera: oh come on isen

Sera: it's cecile of all people

Calid: FINE

Calid: you want to know the truth

Calid: ASK HER

Calid has invited Cecile to the chat.

Cecile: hey

Calid: tis isen

Officer: seraphina

Asslo: self explanatory

Blick: blyke

Cecile: I'm not sleeping with that man

John: *flashbacks to "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"*

Cecile: what do I need to do to prove it to you?

Elaine: idk but they wont drop it

Cecile: Is it because of my ability?

John: yes

John: you can literally tie people up!

John: but on an unrelated note, seraphina would probably love that ability so she could force me into another chair

Officer:

Officer: THAT'S PRIVATE

John: but it's true

Officer: SHUT UP

Cecile: I sense some tea

Blick: john

John: WHAT

Blick: are you kinky?

John:

John: I WILL FUCKING BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT IF YOU ASK ME THAT AGAIN