Lie - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Fok - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
Rind - Remi
[after school]
Lie: GUYS
John: wtf do u want u useless red garbage
Lie: Aside from that cruel jab at my self esteem
Lie: I FOUND SOME SORT OF RED LIQUID ON ISEN'S BEDHSEETS
Thirty: oh, isen finally got his period
Thirty: congrats it only goes downhill from here
Calid: AJHNASLKJSFNALAKSJNALKJSFLK N O ! ! ! !
Calid: BLYKE GET TF OUT OF MY ROOM N O W
Rind: Actually I found the red liquid
Calid: oh.
Calid: well then will you please get out of my room :)))
John: Remi simps
John: Don't you have cecile?? @calid
Calid: Yeah but Remi is my best friend
Lie: what am i, arlo?
Fok: Explain please
Thirty: See, Blyke is saying that you have no friends and nobody likes you
Elaine: I LIKE YOU
Thirty: You are a clout thirsty hoe who likes arlo's physical appearance
Elaine: drat
Elaine: ive been exposed
Rind: okay but seriously
Rind: wtf is that red liquid?????
John: Isen's blood
Calid: Is that why I woke up with an injection point in my arm?
Thirty: No
Thirty: John's just playing around
John: No I'm not
John: I went into a ✨rage mode✨ and dumped out all of the red ink from your pens
Lie: You might as well have killed him
Calid: NOOOOOO!!!!!
Calid: MY BABIES NOOOO!!!!!
Elaine: So we're all just gonna ignore that Isen woke up with an injection point??
Calid: Wait but how did i get that
Thirty: John and I were doing...stuff
John: You idiot that sounds like we were having sex
Thirty: NONONONO not that
Thirty: We were experimenting with Isen
John: And that sounds like we raped Isen
Calid:
Calid: WTF DID YALL DO TO ME
Thirty: OKAY FINE I TOOK A BLOOD SAMPLE FROM YOU TO GIVE IT TO DOC FOR TESTING
Calid: WHY ME???
John: Uhhh
John: You were the only one that I could properly sedate?
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