the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

asslo's phone go brrrr

Lie - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Useless - Arlo

Thirty - Seraphina

John has kicked Jackass out of the chat.

John: cheerio, hoe

Useless: I walked into class

Useless: Seraphina wtf is that thing on your neck

Thirty: what thing?

Thirty: oH SHIT NO-

John: I punched her

Remi: a likely story

John: how are you unmuted?

Remi: you temporarily muted me

John: well back to jail

Remi: PLEASE NO I WANNA TALK

John has muted Remi.

Elaine: Lmao Seraphina running out of class

Elaine: OWHC SHE SALMMED UINT+O MEESD

Bile: what the flippety fuck did you just say

Elaine: OWCH SHE SLAMMED INTO MEEE

Useless: John, why did you punch Seraphin

Useless: A

John: Welllllllllll

Calid: I jujust saw sera run into the infirmary and tell doc she needs something for bruises

Bile: jujust?

Calid: fucking spellcheck doesn't even work

John: u got a garbage phone

Calid: WELL FUCK ME WITH A RUSTY FORK IF CHEAP PHONES AREN'T ALLOWED I'M FUCKING BROKE OKAY

Useless:

Useless: Forks are my thing not yours

John has changed Useless's name to Fok.

Fok: It's fork not fok you fucking idiot

John: Fok u

Thirty: Doc gives me this look like

Thirty: "wtf did u do last night"

Thirty: So I say "Me and John were fighting"

Thirty: aND HE LITERALLY SAID "you know i date your sister right"

John: WTF LMAO

Bile: wow

Bile: so if u guys get married and doc and lielah get married

Bile: that's gonna be an awkward family reunion

Thirty: did you literally just call my sister "lielah"

Bile: u-uh it was a mistake

Fok: you piece of shit

John has changed Bile's name to Lie.

Lie: why me why me

John: because f u that's why

[after school]

Thirty: JOHNNNNNNNNNNN

John: what?

Thirty: YOU ARE CLEANING ALL OF THIS SHIT UP

John:

John: In my defense, I didn't know spaghetti could blow up like that

Lie: did you put it in the microwave?