the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

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Blick - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Asslo - Arlo

Officer - Seraphina

John: I'm going through an internal conflict

Officer: you mean when we watch happy movies and you burst out crying for no reason?

John: exactly!

Remi: are you okay, john?

John has temporarily muted Remi.

John: bitch

John: if i was okay do you think i would've done everything that i've done?

Blick: hey john how's your mom?

Officer: !!!!!

John: i wanna have a lil talk with you :)))

Blick: sure!

Officer: !!!!!!

Elaine: is that seraphina's way of telling that useless dried up marker to shut up

Officer: indeed it is

Blick: HOW IS JOHN SO FAST

Officer:

Officer: i may or may not have let him copy my ability last night

Calid: last

Calid: night?

Calid: now this is some front page shit i wanna hear

Officer: welllllll

Officer: we were playing a game and then he pulls my extensions and they come out but it h u r t s so i use my ability and this dumbass copies it

Officer: idk what he was planning to do with it though

Blick: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Blick: HELP ME PLEASEEE

Asslo: as per the hierarchy, no

Elaine: don't expect me to heal your useless ass

Elaine: i dont wanna sap up all my strength

John: COME HERE YOU PATHETIC YANKEE DANKEE DOODLE FUCKING FAT SACK OF SHIT

Officer: john's gordon ramsay side is coming out

Officer: oh btw remi can i have a cupcake they look rlly good

Calid: she's muted

Officer: john?

John has unmuted Remi.

John: blick is here

Blick: HELP

Remi: sera of course you can have a cupcake !

Calid: that space between the e and ! is bothering me

Remi: *cupcake!

Calid: eh good enough

Officer: what flavor is it?

Remi: it's red velvet with a chocolate buttermilk frosting

Officer: wait a second

Officer: i saw this exact dish on masterchef jr made by a pink haired girl...

Officer: WAIT

John: im currently dragging a piece of shit to the infirmary :D

Officer: i dont care

Officer: REMI WERE YOU ON MASTERCHEF JUNIOR

Remi: first round

Remi: they all conspired against me :(((

Asslo: good job, that'll look nice on your college resume

Elaine: wow

Elaine: what about mine??

Officer: you're a bit possessive, aren't you?

Elaine: NOBODY TAKES MY SOUR LEMON

Officer: scratch that, you're very possessive

Asslo: CAN I JUST HAVE ONE MOMENT OF PEACE WITHOUT ANYBODY SCREAMING AT ME

Asslo: YOU DON'T KNOW THE PAIN OF BEING THE KING AND HAVING TO MANAGE THE ENTIRE STUDENT BODY BECAUSE THE SHITTY PRINCIPAL DOESN'T DO ANYTHING

Asslo: IT'S KILLING ME INSIDE

John:

John: wow but i have more

John: shall i begin?

Officer: NOOO

Officer: PLEASE NO

John: why not?

Officer: you can tell me all about it tonight okay?

John:

John: will you do that thing again?

Calid: tea

Officer: i made him hot chocolate with peppermint

Officer: he thinks it's wonderful

John: i wanna cry

Officer: you're frozen

Asslo: he really is, i can see his pathetic eyeballs looking around

Officer: he's unfrozen

Officer: John do you wanna take out your rage on asslo again?

John: hell yeah

Asslo: NO I JUST GOT OUT OF THE INFIRMARY

Remi: u deserve it

Elaine: ill heal you! :D

LADS WE DID IT

300 PAGES OF CHATFIC

i have put so many hours into this lol

coming next:

Officer: THAT'S PRIVATE

John: but it's true