the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

Pink Lunch Bag™️

Lie - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Fok - Arlo

Thirty - Seraphina

Rind - Remi

[after school]

John: I think I flippety fucked up

Lie: You flippety fucked up?

John: I flippety fucked up

Thirty: I'm getting tired of your weird ass shit John

Calid: But shit isn't supposed to look beautiful

Elaine: Your face isn't either

Calid:

Calid: ouchie

Fok: John, what mess of yours do I have to clean up

John: Remind me who deceived me, dragged me out to a field and ambushed me, therefore shooting my mental health in the heart and still being an ass?

John: Your nickname Asslo?

Fok:

John: Anyway

Thirty: I will type this out very carefully so that there are no mistakes:

Thirty: Can I borrow your hoodie?

John: Why don't you take my uniform and sleep in it too?

Thirty: Oh okay!

John: ...I wasn't being serious

Calid: Why is Zeke running around with a pink lunch bag titled "Monday" on his head with holes for the eyes

Calid: Tf is going on

John: ahahhahaha

Elaine: john...

Elaine: did you beat somebody up with a lunch bag?

John: In my defense, Zeke called Seraphina thirsty

Rind: I mean

Rind: It's not like what he said wasn't true

Rind: Seraphina is really thirsty

Thirty: DON'T YOU DARE MENTION THAT

Rind: She drinks so much water at my place!

Thirty: Y-yeah, that

Rind: Also I caught her saving a picture of John sleeping in a file titled "Hot john pictures"

John:

John: Well I do look good sleeping

Lie: How do you know? You don't watch yourself sleep

John: I assume

Thirty: Nah, you drool a lot and this was the one time you didn't

John: I do?

Fok: Remember when Seraphina got attacked

Fok: You were sleeping and Elaine wiped your face with a tissue

Fok: Then you grabbed her arm and pulled her down

Calid: John just got exposé

John: SHUT UP

John: You snore like a fucking fire truck

Lie: That's true

Lie: When I used to crash with Isen I heard him scream

Lie: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!??! GET BACK HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE, ARLO! f-fuk u!