the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓷'𝓼 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓹𝔂 𝓫𝓪𝓼𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽

Lie - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Fok - Arlo

Thirty - Seraphina

Rind - Remi

Lie: isen repeate after me

Lie: you're = your

Lie: though - tho

Calid: you're = you're

Calid: though = though

Lie: BRO

Calid: BRA

John: dafuq?

Calid: I meant o

Calid: Bro

Thirty: AHHHH

Thirty: YOUR DIRSPURTING ME FAOM MHE ANBEUTY SLEEPT

John: says the one who keeps texting me weird ass shit all night

Thirty:

Thirty: Do not speak of that here

Elaine: ARLOOOOOOOO

Fok: Here we go again

Elaine: JOHN ADS SERPAHINA TEXT EACCH OTHE RWIE RD STUFF

Elaine: WHAT ABIT US???

Fok: First of all,

Fok: I barely understood you

Fok: And secondly,

Fok: I don't trust people *ahem* ISEN *ahem* JOHN *ahem* BLYKE *ahem* SERAPHINA *ahem* REMI *ahem* ELAINE *ahem* LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE SCHOOL to not snoop through my phone

Rind: why me and elaine??? I thought I was nice and elaine was your gf

Fok: Elaine snooped through my phone like ten times

Fok: And I caught you looking up superhero shit on mine

Rind: hmph

[next day lmao]

Thirty: YAHHHHHHHH

John: dafuq?

Thirty: IT IS 3 AM

John: and?

Thirty: THE WITCHING HOURRRRRRR

Rind: I stayed up too!!!!

Lie: why...?

Calid: apparently wellston has a creepy af basement

Calid: and we're gonna go check it out

Fok: Of course you are

John: Count me in

John: I'm ready to whoop some skeleton asses

Rind: Alright road trip!!

Elaine: but we're not gonna go outside of wellston...

Rind: shut the fuck up and grab your pathetic excuse for a boyfriend

Fok:

Fok: I feel insulted

Rind: You should, because that's what I was aiming for

Thirty: pfft--

[Ten minutes of getting these jackasses to Wellston's basement later]

John: Let's split up