the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

n o t h i n g

Blick - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Asslo - Arlo

Officer - Seraphina

John: what happened to your leg

Officer: i tripped down the stairs

John: i thought you had your ability back

Officer: eh meh i didnt feel like using it

John: so you'd rather suffer in pain?

Officer: hey you're the one who refused to get any meds until AFTER your whole turning-good-again thing

Calid: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP IT'S THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING

Calid: AND WHY ARE YOU NOT TALKING TO EACH OTHER INSTEAD OF TEXTING

Calid: AND WHY ARE YOU GUYS EVEN IN THE SAME ROOM

John: high tier privileges

Officer: ^

Asslo: I'm a high tier, but I don't get any special privileges.

John: because nobody likes you asslo

Asslo:

Asslo: that's a weak insult

John: because nobody likes you you two-face piece of shit you useless moldy banana backstabber weak-ass dipshit you eat rotten lunchables you fucking brat

Asslo:

Officer: whoooooo three points for john!

John: hey elaine can i borrow your ability

Elaine: but i'm so tired...

John: don't worry i'll come to you

Elaine: but i'm sleeping in my bed

John: i will break down every damn door just to take your ability

Elaine: OKAY OKAY I'M COMING SHEESH

Blick: is it sheesh?

Blick: or shesh?

Blick: or shiesh?

Remi: this is why you are failing english class

Blick: if im failing then u help me

Remi: ask seraphina

Officer: no

Officer: i dont wanna be burdened by you

Calid: oh dear, oh dear, i don't wanna be a burden

Officer: that song literally makes me cry

Calid: cuz of the overachiever thing?

Officer: you know what else i'm an overachiever in?

Officer: beating useless idiots up and sending them to the hospital john-style

Blick: i thought only john could go john style

Officer: nah he taught me

John: ELAINE I'M HERE

Elaine: please don't hurt me !!

Elaine: ASSLO PROTECT ME

Asslo: How is he going to get the ability if he can't touch you or sense you?

John: no worries i punched her in the face and now i have it :D

Elaine: ouchie...

Elaine: he's so strong