Blick - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Useless - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
Blick: I heard a fucking thump
Blick: From john and whoever the fuck is with him
Blick: IT IS 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW STOP FUCKING
Blick: FIGHTING
Calid: lmao
Blick: I accidentally pressed send too soon
John: somebody PUSHED ME
Thirty: that's what you get for talking to that green haired girl
John: ???
John: she's my assigned parter in chem???
Thirty: nonsense only i would be assigned to you
John: y-you aren't even in my level
Thirty: JUST BECAUSE IM ABOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I CAN'T PARTNER WITH YOU
Useless: I am fucking SLEEPING ALL OF YOU SHUT UP
Elaine: i agree!
Remi: oh shut the fuck up bitch we all know you and arlo are sleeping in the same bed
John: tea
Elaine: no we're not!
Thirty: your dorm is empty
Thirty: i bet if i break down arlo's door you'll hide
Blick: PLEASE LET ME SLEEP
Remi: oh ho ho NOW you want to sleep
Remi: go make some damn shrimp
Thirty: ngl i really like this version of remi
John: is this like middle school remi?
Remi: exactly
Calid: hey guys i have a cold can yall pls keep it down
John: I literally have gotten 0 sleep in the past few days so shut your lying lips
Thirty: fuck u john
John:
John: fuck me yourself
Useless: This has taken a not-so-surprising turn
Thirty: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT
John: i really didn't
Thirty: YOU ARE SO AGGRAVATING SOMETIMES YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZYYYY
John: say it louder
Calid: lmfao
Thirty: I WANT YOU
Thirty: TO SHUT UP
John: ooo
John: make me
Thirty: OH I'LL MAKE YOU
Blick: please dont kill each other
Blick: well that sound isn't very reassuring i just heard a massive thunk
Remi: R U DONE WITH THE FUCKING SHRIMP
Elaine: ASSLO GET OVER HERE
Useless: Why are all of the girls going crazy
Calid: Elaine is hyper possessive
Calid: Sera is mad at John for talking to another girl
Calid: and Remi wants decent shrimp
Remi: AHHHHHH
Thirty: AHHHHHH
Elaine: AHHHHHHH
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John: are you done
Thirty: yes
Remi: i dont want any more shrimp
Blick: QwQ
Elaine: you aint cheating right
Useless: of course not
Thirty: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
John: what the actual fuck
Thirty: SLEEP CHILD SLEEP
John:
John: defenestration time
Thirty: I WANT COOKIES
Calid: so do i, sera, so do i
possessive elaine
coming next:
Thirty: OUT OUT OUT I DONT WANNA LIVE LIKE THIS
Blick: im so sorry i thought it was elaine's
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