the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

elaine's hot chocolate

Blick - Blyke

Asslo - Arlo

Calid - Isen

Blick: THAT FUCKING MOLDY CHEETO STOLE MY BREADSTICKS

John: you didn't go with my insult ?

John: t r a s h

Asslo: isen stealing blick's breadsticks is a true crime against humanity

Calid:

Blick: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Elaine: anywayyyyy

Elaine: GUYS DO YOU WANT TO TRY MY ORANGE JUICE

Sera: elaine, we all know that's paint mixed with milk

Elaine: don't give out my secret recipe

Sera: you're gonna get somebody killed

Elaine: casualties are casual

John: what the fuck

Asslo: elaine, is that the orange juice you made me when john beat me to pieces the second time

Elaine: ...maybe

Asslo: wELL NO WONDER I WAS SICK

Sera: blick can't cook shit but elaine can't cook air

Asslo: true

Calid: i once tried elaine's brownies

Calid: they tasted like dirt

Elaine: i dropped them

Elaine: what was i supposed to do? Waste them like a stupid person?

Calid: YOU DROPPED THEM

Elaine: dirt is good for you

John: what the fuck

Blick: wait

Blick: can somebody explain to me why john looks like he just got run over twice?

John: it's called t r a u m a

Blick: you don't show it that much though

Blick: at least not anymore

Sera: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Sera: wHY WOULD JOHN JUST ANNOUNCE "im dissassociating really bad today"

Sera: THE POINT OF HIDING MENTAL ILLNESS IS TO HIDE IT WHY DO YOU THINK HE PRETENDED TO BE A CRIPPLE FOR SO LONG DUMBASS

Blick: im sorry

Sera: don't apologize to me

Blick: im sorry john

Sera: too late he went into his room and left his phone on the table and is doing something in there

Sera: i think he's breaking the furniture again

Calid: again

Sera: you can't be in a relationship with john without seeing him turn a perfect living room at ikea into a hurricane of wood and pillows

Asslo: care to elaborate?

Sera: we were at ikea and he saw a girl call this boy a monster and immediately went into joker mode and started tearing up the room

Sera: i had to literally freeze his brain so i could drag him into the car and drive him to the doctors'

Sera: and that is where he got his first valium prescription

Asslo: quite a tale

Sera: indeed

Blick: about my breadsticks

Remi: those breadsticks are long gone

Calid: high five rems

Blick: wait WHAT

Remi: we teamed up and stole your breadsticks together

Blick: AJIUOFNHASLIUBRLIEBALBLEIBLEIBLIEFBEFILU

Isen: whattheflippetyfuck.mpv

Sera: blyke's unholy screeching summoned john from his room

Sera: aaaaand john just got his noise cancelling headphones and his laptop

Calid: mAKE IT STOPPPPPPP

Sera: i froze blick

Sera: you happy?

Remi: very

Elaine: damn it that stupid crayon made me spill my oj

Sera: *orange paint and milk

Elaine: hey does anybody want some hot chocolate?

Sera: gUYS NO

Sera: that's dog shit mixed with water

Sera: im about to throw up like damn it the stench is so bad

Blick: it summoned john from his room

Blick: JOHN JUST YEETED THE PITCHER OF DOG SHIT OUT THE WINDOW

Blick: IT LANDED ON ZEKE

Calid: satisfyingsplat.png

Remi: ima make that my wallpaper

Sera: ima make that my life picture

Calid: ima put it in the school paper

John: ima beat the shit out of zeke

Sera: want help?

John: sure

coming next:

Asslo: what the fuck did i just walk into