Blick - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Asslo - Arlo
Asslo: what the fuck are those noises
Asslo: it is one in the fucking morning i have a fucking speech that i need to fucking give
John: me and sera are watching horror movies and she screamed so i copied her ability and snapped a picture of her
Sera: hmph
Sera: do you remember when you pretended to be a cripple?
John: duh
John: eh meh it's all water under the bridge
Asslo: what bridge, exactly?
John: the bridge of s u f f e r i n g
Elaine: cAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN
Elaine: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO SNEAK INTO ASSLO'S DORM WITHOUT YOU GUYS BLOWING UP MY FUCKING NOTIFICATIONS
Calid: i don't think you completely thought out that message
Elaine: i didn't but STILLLLLLL
Asslo: hold up
Asslo: where tf are you
Elaine: in that little crawl space
Asslo: come out
Elaine: sorry
Sera: this is hilarious
Sera: elaine just getting like "oopsies"
Asslo: i would say something but out of respect for the hierarchy i won't
John: you mean that hierarchy that you love and have sex with every night?
Elaine: C H E A T E R
Asslo: ugh
Blick: guys keep it down me and remi are trying to make shrimp
Remi: AHAHHAHAHH
Remi: GIVE ME SOME ALCOHOL DRINK UP BLYKE
Blick: im terrified
Sera: good luck, drunk remi is like sober john
John: and drunk john is?
Sera: drunk john is a little thirsty and aggressive
John: thirsty?
Sera: once you told me that you wanted to mop the floor with me
John:
John: I SAID THAT
John: SHIT
Blick: lol
John: SHIT THE FUCK UP
Asslo: john's getting exposed again
Sera: then i told you to go lie down and sleep @john
John: did i sleep?
Sera: wellllll
Sera: you kept making these weird facial expressions and shifting until you woke up in a frantic sweat
John: that was a nightmare
Sera: ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Sera: that makes so much sense actually
Elaine: i thought you've been friends with this guy for like a few years
Sera: he pretended to be a cripple for a lot of it
John: true
Sera: wait
Sera: john do i get thirsty on shark week
John: extremely
Sera: i thought i was just a liiiiiiiiitle different
John:
John: bitch
Sera: anyway
Sera: i got a 97
John: i wish i got 97s
Sera: i want to spontaneously combust
Asslo: i thought your days of wanting to be perfect were over
Sera: u n t r e a t e d m e n t a l i l l n e s s
Elaine: u ok?
Remi: DO YOU WNAT RSOME SHRIMP
Sera: meh
John: here
John:
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Sera: aww that was last winter
John: :D
Sera: ima tackle you now
John: wAIT NO
Calid: jokervsace.mpv
Calid: sera be dragging john back into the room while he tries to get out
Asslo: who needs therapy when you've got john getting his ass handed to him by sera?
Blick: true
Elaine: let's release this on monday
Remi: ah yes the perfect revenge
John: AUGH PLEASE NO
Sera: NO DON'T
Elaine: sorry sera!
Sera: i will painfully murder each and every one of you
John: agreed
ahhhh im so sorry for not getting this up earlier
it's kind of late where i live so uh oopsies
coming next:
John: IT WAS A DARE
John: and you know i can't say no to dares
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