Blick - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Useless - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
Blick: I am in the infirmary rn
Blick: doc just sighed and treated me with that look
Thirty: ISEN OR CECILE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK TELL ME WHY THE FUCK IS THIS THE FRONT PAGE ARTICLE image.png
John: WAIT A SECOND
John: ISENNNN
Calid: y-yes?
Thirty: did you take a picture of us on blyke's sandwich counter?
Calid: u-uh, yeah
John: WHYYYYY
John: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO PLAY ROMEO AND JULIET DURING THE FUCKING SCHOOL PLAY AND NOT MAKE OUT
John: OH NO YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU HAVE YOUR PRESS ROOM WITH A LOCK BUT I WAS FORCED INTO THAT PLAY
Thirty: tell him off, john
Calid: I didn't
Calid: I-I thought you had more self control
Remi: lmao john having self control
John: im gonna make what i did to the royals COLLECTIVELY seem like a walk in the fucking park
Thirty: we're in class rn
Thirty: wow everybody's passing that newspaper around
Elaine: GUYS GUYS GUYS
Elaine: MAKE OUT IN CLASS AND GIVE THEM A SHOW
Thirty:
Thirty: what kind of drugs are you on?
Useless: idk, i woke up and she was under my bed
Useless: UNDER IT
Useless: LIKE I HAD NO IDEA UNTIL I GET UP AND FEEL SOMEBODY GRAB MY ANKLES
Blick: fuck u elaine
Elaine: hee hee
Thirty: aNyWaY
Thirty: john buried his head in his hands
Thirty: hold on brb
Calid: it was cecile's idea!
Remi: don't throw her under the bus for your mistakes
Useless: I just saw Seraphina whisper something into John's ear and force him out of the classroom by his hand
Useless: they're talking about something right now
Thirty: What do you want to do now I mean the whole class knows wait my phone made a weird sound I'm going to check it ahhh the speech to text thing was on ahhh damn it I accidentally sent the message
Blick:
Blick: well then
Calid: soooo on a scale of 1-10 how likely am I to get beaten up
John: 11
Calid: that's not very good
John: get down on your knees and beg me for mercy
Calid: why does that sound so familiar
Remi: cecile told u that
Remi: because of her aBiLiTy
Thirty: honestly idk how u can stand someone like cecile
John: it's because nobody wants to date him and cecile is desperate
Thirty: lmao indeed
Useless: King
John: FAUCK OFF
Useless: what the actual fuck, this was the wrong chat
Elaine: Sing
Elaine: Ding
Thirty: what the hell
Elaine: huh
Elaine: wrong chat
Thirty: i want to smash both of you to pieces
Calid: kekekekeke
Thirty: STARTING WITH YOU
John: WE'RE COMING YOU HAVE 1 SECOND TO RUN
John: 1
John: HERE'S JOHNNY
Calid: HELP
Calid: AUGHHHH PLEASE HELP ME IM SO SORRY
Blick: exciting
heeeeeere's johnny!
coming next:
Calid: who's the most likely to get 110% on taht super hard spelling test
Thirty: Not you
Thirty: As co-head of the press team you should be able to spell "that" without error you fucking donkey
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...
