the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

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Blick - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Asslo - Arlo

John: i went to school today

Sera: here we go

John: and uh

John: i sprinted out of the classroom like 4 times

Asslo: typical john

John: die bitch

Calid: continue the story please

John: okay so then this neon green haired girl sat next to me and started twirling her fingers through my hair and was like "it's okay you're okay"

Sera: i will fucking murder her in her sleep

John: i gave her a sharp glare and she was like "is something wrong?"

Sera: OF COURSE IT IS YOU STUPID BROCCOLI BITCH

Elaine: she's moldy

John: then i said "bitch get your hands off me"

Blick: classic john move

John: then she started getting all misty eyed like someone going home from masterchef or some shit

John: and then i ran again and never came back

Remi: did you run to puke or because she was irritating you?

John: honestly?

John: both

Calid: what did the teacher say

John: they all know not to say anything

John: last time they did i threw valium at them

Sera: what

Sera: did

Sera: they

Sera: do

Sera: last

Sera: time

John: in history the teacher talked about some country's hypocritical tyranny and i fucking lost my shit

John: but i think i was like having an episode or smth because i threw some expensive valium at her :')

Calid: i saw this whole thing go down

Calid: i even wrote an article about it but cecile said that it was probably all over the school by now

Blick: indeed it was

Blick: five people told me about this even though i was right there in the class

Asslo: i think elaine said something about this

Elaine: i uh picked up the fallen valium and saved it

John: can i have it back please

John: it's really expensive and the psychiatrist always thinks im some addict since im like 18

Sera: what do you do to convince him that you aren't?

John: i have this video of me having a really bad panic attack and i always show it to them

John: works every time :)

Remi: are you okay?

Remi: y'know

Remi: in the head?

Sera: this emo boba literally has a crying compilation and throws valium at teachers

Sera: HE ISN'T OKAY

John: ^

Elaine: john do you want some soup

John: blyke can't cook shit but you can't cook air

Sera: you literally put dog shit in your hot chocolate
Elaine: i was perfecting my recipe

Asslo: you can't just put literal dog shit in things that you want people to consume

Elaine: don't tell me what to do

Asslo: stop being so defiant i liked it when you were submissive

Calid: i know i say kinky a lot but this time it's actually true

Sera: what the fuck, asslo

John: that's private chat material bitch

Elaine: arlo

Elaine: I WILL NOT BE SUBMISSIVE

Elaine: I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A BROOMSTICK AND SHATTER YOUR FUCKING BARRIER UNTIL YOU MAKE ME SOME FUCKING CHICKEN

Asslo: fine

Sera: you go girl

Remi: asslo deserves it

Remi: die you fucking useless lemon

John: finally remi's being a useful member of society

Remi: oh fiddlesticks! You actually care about me like golly gee that was so nice of you john!

John: i refrain my previous statement

Sera: remi you know i love you

Sera: but shut the fuck up sometimes

Remi: :(

John: wah wah wah

Remi: :'(

John: wah wah wah

Remi: D':

John: wah wah wah

Remi: im depressed

John: join the club

Asslo: i am a normal member of society

Sera: sorry dude you'll have to be the founder of that club

Asslo: sigh

thank you for taking the time to read this garbage of a chatfic

coming next:

John: i was bullied relentlessly

Sera: see? Similar reasons!