the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

blyke's sandwich counter is diRdEe

Blyke: JOHN AND SERAPHINA

Blyke: WHAT THE FLIPPETY FUCK DID I JUST WALK INTO

John: fuck off bitch

Sera: you're interuppting us

Isen: what happened

Blyke: i saw john and sera making out on the kitchen counter

Blyke: I MAKE MY SANDWICHES ON THERE

John: deal with it

Sera: ^

Isen: BAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAH

Isen: im w h e e z i n g

Asslo: john getting embarrassed is satisfying to watch

John: sadistic bitch go put up your barrier and cry

Asslo: nO

Elaine: i have walked in on them so many times i dont even care anymore

Elaine: like tbh the last time i just sat down on the couch and watched the rookie like i usually do

John: precisely why we're at my dorm

John: also blyke i want to rip off your head with a rusty spork

Blyke: (ΩДΩ)

Isen: wimp

Blyke: >:[

Sera: uh

Sera: can we get back to doing whatever we were doing @john

John: okay

ten minutes later

Sera: yall can talk about your shit now

Isen: wait

Isen: did you mean that literally

Sera: NO YOU FUCKING DONKEY

Isen: (>-<)

Sera: I MEANT THAT WE ARE DONE

John: sO YOU HAVE BEEN CHEATING ON ME

Sera: NO

Sera: i would never

Sera: also all the people in this group chat are either female or people who i wanna kill someday

Sera: except for you @john

John: yay

Isen: wait wdym you're 'done'

Blyke: yeah

John: we stopped tainting your sandwich counter

Isen: just be like 'k imma done kissing now'

Sera: we didnt wanna go too far

Sera: again

Remi: tea

John: @sera you promised you wouldn't talk about it yet here you are

John: talking about it

Sera: some promises are meant to be broken

Sera: say, isen

Isen: shit

Sera: you always go too far, don't you?

Isen: HOW TF DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT I LIVE IN A SEPARATE DORM

Sera: i have my secrets

Asslo: isen's getting exposed

Asslo: but seriously say more seraphina we need to know

Isen: NO SERAPHINA

John: yes seraphina