Sera: grab that hair gel and bring it to me
John: okay...
Sera: and go wait in the other room
John: i have no idea what is happening
Blick: rEMI I MADE THE SHRIMP
Remi: IT BETTER BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY
Blick: mood swing
Remi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Elaine: sera you done?
Sera: almost
[10 minutes later]
Sera: video.mpv
Isen: i hope this isn't some inappropriate shit
John: NOOO WHY
Sera: heh
Elaine: sera why would you dump all of john's hair gel down the drain?
Sera: this bitch smears that greasy shit on his head sometimes
John: IT WAS JUST SOMETIMES
Sera: YOU LOOK LIKE A 9 WITHOUT IT
John: true
John: this girl came up to me and flirted with me until sera blasted her to wonderland
Sera: seeing that bitch fly through the street made my fucking day
Isen: sera's aggressive
Sera: i can be a lot more
Isen:
John: what the fuck
John: you aren't even that aggressive
John: you're possessive
Sera: extremely
Remi: the shrimp tastes like shit
Blick: i-i can't cook
Blick: ask john
John: no
Remi: john pleaseee
John: no
Remi: hmph
Sera: john can you make some shrimp please
John: yes officer
Remi: can i have some
John: $100 plus a month of your ability no questions asked
Remi: i barely have $10 because blyke and isen keep persuading me to spend it on useless shit
John: your problem not mine
Remi: :(
coming next:
Sera: did you get the tears on tape
John: fuck yeah
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...
