{9:47 PM}
John: So I was browsing ao3
Remi: go on...
John: @sera
Sera: yes
John: So I was browsing ao3...
Remi: hmph
John: and I stumbled upon something based off of us
Sera: what was it? Was it good?
John: Fuck no
John: so basically when you, arlo, and leilah encountered those people before u teleported
John: elaine asked me for help defending them
John: so i told her to give me anything i wanted in return and she agreed
Asslo: I don't like where this is going....
John: so i beat them up
John: and made seraphina live w me
John: and i forced her to do the dirty with me
Asslo: Just say the word
John: nO biTcH
Asslo:
Sera: so basically you forced me
Sera: to bang you
John: yes
John: and oh my gosh
John: it was disgusting
Sera: hold up
Sera: ima read that garbage
~10 minutes later~
Sera: my fucking eyes
John: exactly
Remi: yall ok?
Blyke: i read it and
Blyke: if it was about me and you @remi i wouldve probably had a mental breakdown
Asslo: I think I've read a few chapters.
Asslo: It is fucking shit that deserves to be burned
John: sera tell them
John: what is the most we have done
Sera: uhhhh sleep
Blyke: ooOooOoOoOOo
Isen: so you did do that
John: wtf
John: no
John: it was sleep you sick bastards
Sera: smh
Sera: john i fell off your bed
John: yes
John: yes you did
Blyke: was that the sound i heard that one night
Blyke: it was like
Blyke: THUNK
John: yes it was
Sera: lolololol
Isen: sera u fell off of john's bed?
Sera: smol bed
John: sorry
John: it's a dormitory not a luxury suite
Sera: still my mattress is bigger
John: stfu rich girl
Sera: :)))))
Isen: do u kiss
John: 1. That's classified
John: 2. We talked about how we had not had our first kiss yet
coming up next:
Sera: and I thought remi was short
Remi: im like 1 inch shorter than you seraphina
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Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...
