Blick - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Asslo - Arlo
John: can one of you get me out of class
John: i feel like im gonna be sick
Sera: wait one second ill help you
Sera: JOHN WHAT THE FUCK GO TO THE INFIRMARY
Calid: john just threw up all over his desk and ran away
Calid: the entire class is looking at his disgusting vomited-on desk
Sera: tHIS GIRL JUST TOOK OUT A MASON JAR AND COLLECTED SOME OF THE PUKE EWWWWWWWW
Blick: WHAT THE FLIPPETY FUCK
Sera: disgoosting.jpg
Asslo: i am literally taking a test right now
John: im in the infirmary rn
John: nobody cares asslo
John: also doc said that it was probably some weird ass 24 hour bug
Remi: u okay?
John: im literally hurling into a fucking trash can between these damn texts while terrified students listen to me
John: IM NOT OKAY
Sera: i would come and comfort you but what you have sounds like literal hell and i dont wanna get it
Asslo: way to be comforting
John: i thought you were taking a dumbass test you fucking sour lemon piece of shit
Asslo:
Calid: im not grounded anymore :DDD
Blick: oh yeah
Blick: your sister saw you with that shit cecile
Cecile: are you forgetting that i am literally right here
Cecile: also it's spin the bottle and SERAPHINA was controlling the whole thing
John: shut uppppppppp
Sera: john are you okay?
John: doc gave me this anti nausea thing
Asslo: WHAT THE HELL
Asslo: HE DIDN'T GIVE IT TO ME WHEN I FUCKED UP HIS FLOORS
John: he got tired of hearing "BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH' every two seconds
Calid: calid
Sera: go to hell
Calid: make me
Sera: imma beat your ass you pathetic piece of shit
Calid: hawt
John: IM GONNA PUKE ON YOU ISEN
Sera: that won't be good
John: I WILL MAKE MY REGURGITATED LUNCH TRAVEL AROUND THE SCHOOL AND SMACK YOU IN THE FACE
Calid:
Calid: ima shut up now--
guess who's on summer break?
coming next:
John: last time they did i threw valium at them
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