the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

chaos

Bile - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Useless - Arlo

Thirty - Seraphina

Useless: WHO THE FUCK IS UNDER MY FUCKING BED

Elaine: not me

Useless: IT IS YOU I HEAR YOU TEXTING DAMN IT

Useless: GET OUT FROM UNDER THERE

Elaine: noooo

Thirty: what the fuck was that

John: oop sorry i hit my head underneath your bed

Bile: we have arlo and elaine

Bile: and then we have john and seraphina

Calid: all i did was try my best

Calid: this the kind of thanks i get

Remi: unrelentlessly upset

Remi: they say these are the golden years

Calid: but i wish i could disappear

Remi: ego crush is so severe

Useless: it is 3:30 in the morning

Remi: blyke do u wanna sing with us?

Bile: uh

Bile: I have a test

John: fuck that

John: im sleeping under sera's bed do u really think i studied too?

Thirty: Lmao that's just because we sit next to each other and you copy from me

John: isen copies from cecile yknow

Calid: it's true

Remi: fuck

Remi: damn it im so wet

Remi: gimme that thing

Calid: isn't this too big?

Bile: W H A T T H E F U C K I S G O I N G O N

Remi: oh yeah that is too big

Remi: fold it in half

Bile: im coming

Remi: come on

Remi: we need a third person

Thirty: lmao

Thirty: yall having a threesome over there?

Remi: WHAT

Remi: NO

Remi: I SPILLED WATER ON MYSELF AND ASKED ISEN FOR A TOWEL BUT IT WAS TOO BIG

Bile: i can confirm this

Useless: honestly

Useless: it wouldn't be surprising if they did have a threesome

Thirty: right?

Bile: EWWW

Bile: that means i have to do it with isen

Calid: that's disgusting

Calid: can't we just be f r i e n d s

Calid: like pre relationship sera and john

John: Lmao we kissed before