Blick - Blyke
Asslo - Arlo
John: hey blick
Blick: yeah?
John: do you have any sicknesses like oh, i dunno...
John: the stomach flu
Blick: you literally watched me bleh on the tv
John: DAMN IT, BLICK
John: HOW MANY TVS WILL YOU KILL
Blick: im sorry
John: ugh
John: i have that
Sera: wait a minute
Sera; i thought you don't throw up
John: yeah, see...
John: that was a lie
Sera: smh
Asslo: did you drink the champagne?
John: im as drunk as a kite
Sera: it's "high as a kite"
John: i dont got time for math
Isen: drunk john
John: i was drunk
John: i have a hangover
Sera: go eat something
John: i also have this fucking stomach flu which i got from blick
Blick: im sorry
John: fuck you
Sera: john
John: w h a t
Sera: eeh
Sera: do you remember anything about last night?
John: i was as drunk as a kite
John: so no
Sera: we ruined blyke's sandwich counter again
Blick: SERIOUSLY JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY TO TOUCH
John: oh shit
John so that means
Sera: thanks for the stomach flu
Elaine: so much of this chat revolves around vomit
Remi: exactly
Sera: you're not the one regurgitating the three saline crackers you ate at four in the morning
John: i didnt eat anything and i STILL threw up
Asslo: okay but
Asslo: why do we talk about this shit
John: CAUSE WE CAN
Elaine: that's something four year olds say
John: shut the fuck up you toothpaste piece of shit
Remi: uh, john...
John has kicked Remi out of the chat.
John: don't you fucking dare
Sera: ugh
Sera: oH FUCKING NOT AGAIN
Elaine: wait wait wait
Elaine: how come i dont have this thing?
Asslo: because i am smart and do not engage in kissing when i am sick
Elaine: i do
Asslo: that explains a lot
Isen: why does everybody think cecile is kinky
Blick: uh, cause she is?
Isen: no she's not
John: don't fucking lie
Asslo: cecile once tried to seduce me
John: w h a t
Asslo: she did this thing where you squeeze the other person's arm and flirt
Asslo: didn't work
Sera: oH MY GOSH
Sera: AHHHHH
John: you okay there?
Sera: bitch
Sera: you heard that sound
John: indeed
Blick: why is it that john and seraphina always do shit together
Isen: literally or
Blick: IT'S A FUCKING METAPHOR
John: cuz we actually like each other unlike you and salmonella over there
Elaine: im d y i n g
Bick: HOW DARE YOU
Asslo: and this is the point where i log off
coming next:
John: shut up you rip off red light bulb
Blick: ('• ᴗ •̥'✿)
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...
