the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

tHe biRtHdAy pArTy 3

Lie - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Fok - Arlo

Thirty - Seraphina

Rind - Remi

Leilah: Cecile get me a frozen strawberry daquiri

Cecile: Coming right up

Thirty: Lol is the the bartender?

Leilah: Idk, but she makes really good drinks

Cecile: Ty, I made my first one when I was 7

Rind: Ignoring that crucial piece of evidence

Rind: Seraphina r u okay? You're hiding behind a pool float

John: Guys I'm telling this 6 yr old little cousin about life/death

John: He started crying a little but then I whacked him in the face marshall-style

Elaine: You hit a 6 year old in the face?!??!!

Fok: He slapped a baby once, this shouldn't be surprising

Fok: Cecile serve me a manhattan

Elaine: OoOooOo you don't want a pina colada?

Fok: I hate pina coladas

Lie: Kill him

Calid: Tag ur itttt

Lie: NO FAIR I WAS TEXTING

Calid: Hahahahahhaha sore loser

Lie: I'M NOT A SORE LOSER

Cecile: And they're at it again

Cecile: Hey! Watch it! I almost spilled my Spirytus Rektyfikowany shot!

John: That's like the strongest alcohol in the world

John: How did you manage to get your hands on some?

Cecile: I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy and long story short I'm a very good liar

Calid: You are

Lie: Tag bitch

Calid: AHHHHHH BITCHHH

Thirty: SHIT

Thirty: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Rind: U ok there?

Thirty: NO IM NOT OKAY

Thirty: MY BIKINI CAME OFF AND IT IS FLOATING IN THE POOL

Leilah: That's what you get when you dress like a skank

Elaine: Lmao

Elaine: Wait did both pieces come off

Thirty: D': yes

Rind: Operation Retrieve Seraphina's Swimsuit GO

Thirty: And get me a shot of that strong ass alcohol cecile I want to be very drunk

Cecile: Are you sure? You should only take 1 shot of this because then it'll kill you

John: GIMME THE WHOLE BOTTLE I WANNA DIE DRUNKKK

Elaine: Bitch please

Elaine: Control your man sera

Thirty: I need to first control my swimsuit

Leilah: More like skanksuit

Thirty: I dress like a slut okay?!

Leilah: The sluttiest slut of all sluts that have ever lived in slut kingdom