Blick - Blyke
Asslo - Arlo
Calid - Isen
[group chat]
Blick: I SAW SOME KID PUSHING HIS BOOKS AROUND IN IT
Calid: GO GET IT
Blick: tHIS BITCH COWERED IN FEAR AND RAN AWAY
Calid: FUCKING DUMBASS
Sera: ahahahahahha
Blick: during lunch ima beat the shit out of this kid
Calid: kinky
Blick: wtf is your problem??
Calid: cecile
Sera: isn't beating people half to death kind of john's thing?
John: i am
John: r e f o r m e d
Asslo: no you're not
Sera: for the first time i agree with asslo
John: fucking cheater
Sera: just because i agree with him doesn't mean im cheating
Elaine: john is so possessive over seraphina and vice versa
Elaine: once arlo hugged sera and john literally punched him in the face
Remi:
Remi: THIS IS NOT THE WHOLESOME GOODNESS I WANTED
John: what kind of delusional reality are you living in?
Remi: idk man
Blick: wait so
Blick: if john and sera are extremely possessive over each other isn't it a match made in heaven
John: it is you fucking red highlighter
Blick:
Blick: so what are the deets on the shopping cart?
[hours later]
Calid: TARGET CART ACHIEVED
Calid: also the guy said something about seraphina selling it to him for $200???
Sera: guilty
John: you dirty cop
Blick: im still unconvinced that this isn't a sex thing
Sera: i have the damn video
Sera: timegirlsavestheday.mpv
Blick: wow that actually did happen
Calid: anyway the cart is resting right here
Calid: that mid tier agreed to keep his lips zipped or he would get an article making him the cause of those permanent marker drawings
Asslo: everybody thought it was john until one showed up when john was getting his punishment so vaughn let him go
Elaine: wait this mid tier did all of that?
Blick: waht
Elaine: there were permanent marker drawings on each whiteboard
Elaine: the school lost a shit ton of money
Remi: i had to electrocute them off because one of them was so unflattering that our eng teacher cried
Sera: yeah
coming next:
Calid: i wasnt simping
John: yeah you were
Sera: focus, john, focus
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...
