Lie - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Fok - Arlo
Rind - Remi
[2:03 A.M.]
Seraphina: I'm so horny
John: well go fuck somebody else cuz i need my beauty sleep
Fok: Imagine if the school heard that seraphina texts that shit
Seraphina: look at me:
Seraphina
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John: wait
Rind: I just drank some of Elaine's lemonade
Rind: So refreshing!
Elaine: I mixed sugar and lemons and water together
Rind: The perfect combination!
John has changed Seraphina's name to Thirdty bitch.
Thirdty bitch:
Thirdty bitch: FIRST OF ALL THAT WAS A JOKE
John: and second of all, get yo ass over here
Calid:
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Lie: I just want some sleep is that so hard to ask?
John has changed Thirdty bitch's name to Thirty.
John: the true name
Thirty: Better than thirdty bitch ig
Thirty: I'm at your dorm wat u want me to do
John: go into my bathroom
Lie: 9-1-1 what is your emergency
Calid: yes so uh ik this high school couple who are going to go down on each other via text message
Lie: OH MY GPOSH WE'LL SEND OFFICERS DOWN THERE REAL QUIJKK
Calid: THANSK TYOU THANK YOU
Thirty: ...okay
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