the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

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Lie - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Fok - Arlo

Thirty - Seraphina

Rind - Remi

John: Seraphina

Thirty: Yeah?

John: We have to break up

Calid: I...don't think we should be here for this

Thirty: WHAT?!

Thirty: AND YOU'RE DOING IT OVER TEXT TOO

Thirty: WHAT THE HELL, JOHN?!

[private chat]

John: Do you think we need to up the ante

Thirty: Definitely

John: Doing a fake break up to get free gifts was such a good idea

John: You're so smart

Thirty: I try

[group chat]

John: I'M SORRY SERA

Thirty: DONT GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT

Thirty: YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME, JOHN

John: PLEASE DON'T BE MAD

John: IT'S NOT YOU IT'S ME

Fok: John, you're an idiot for saying that

John: OH FUCK OFF ASSLO

Lie: Are you guys okay?

Thirty: NO IM NOT OKAY

Thirty: JOHN JUST BROKE UP WITH ME

John: I just think that we want different things in life...

[private chat]

Thirty: Good one

John: Yey

[group chat]

Rind: John! You should've told her in person! She really cares about you yknow

John: Oh stfu pinkie pie

Thirty: JOHN

John: Yes?

Thirty: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

Thirty: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PICK MYSELF UP AGAIN

John: We can still be friends!

Thirty: YEAH RIGHT JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

Calid: Oof

Thirty: OOF

Thirty: THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY

Calid: Mega oof

Lie: Poor sera

Elaine: Do you need me to heal your broken heart ?

Thirty: NO LET ME DIE IN AGONY

John: we both knew that this was never working, sera

Thirty: DONT CALL ME SERA YOU CHEATER

John: Cheater?!

Thirty: THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE

Thirty: WHO IS SHE IM GONNA KILL HER

John: THERE ISN'T ANYONE ELSE!!!!

Thirty: YOU KNOW WHAT?!

Thirty: WE ARE BROKEN UP