the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

BLAST OFF

Lie - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Fok - Arlo

Thirty - Seraphina

Rind - Remi

[1:03 A.M.]

Elaine: GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT ARLO CAN PLAY THE UKELELE

Fok: No I can't

Thirty: Lmao I thought it was his sister's

John: Hey sear

Thirty: Sear?

John: sera

Thirty: Yes?

John: Do you want me to slingshot you into asslo's room?

Thirty: uh, duh

Fok: PLEASE NO I HAVENT SKLEPT IN TRHEE DAYS

Rind: I can validate that, I see him walking up and down the halls at midnight

Calid: im gonna do it

Thirty: no

Calid: calidate

Rind: ugh

Thirty: prepare, asslo

Fok: Please no

John: BLAST OFF

Fok: I see seraphina flying towards my window

Fok: OH SHITNUGGETS AHHH

Elaine: shitnuggets lmao

Lie: I've never heard that before

Rind: BLYLKEEEE

Lie: what?

Rind: YOU WERE WATCHING COMMERCIALS IN MY DORM AND BLASTED THE TV

Lie: oh, sorry about that

Rind: sigh

Rind: it's okay

Elaine: Well, asslo put up a barrier around his fork collection

Elaine: Seraphina is speeding behind him and flipping him upside down

John: imma fly there too

Elaine: and oh, john is torpedoing behind both of them and oh crap he just slammed asslo down

John: HERE'S JOHNNY

[45 minutes later]

John: doc is so pissed at all of us

Thirty: He said that since we're the three most powerful that we should know how to be bettr and set an example for people

John: so at this point i say "Do you want me to set an example by being the joker again? :DDDD"

Thirty: And then doc just slaps him in th e face

John: My ears are still kinda ringing

Thirty: anyway, asslo's passed out and probably in a coma xD

Elaine: agh should i come

John: Yes so i can copy your weak-ass ability you pathetic elite tier

Calid: when an elite tier is something to scoff at

Thirty: K so john r ur legs okay

John: I didn't break anything did u?

Thirty: Just my sadness :))))