the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

||don't force john to tie you up||

Asslo: remember that thing i had to write bc of banana bitch

John: yes

Asslo: my teacher loved it

Asslo: he said it was the best thing that was ever written about that particular subject and told me that I should get into writing

Asslo: he tried to enter me into the writing contest but i knew that if i lost the hierarchy would be in c r u m b l e s so i forced myself to get sick all over the floor

Asslo: then i said "i think i have the same thing john had" and ran away

John: how did you force yourself bc i need to know

Asslo: i got sick a lot as a child and lost the "dont-throw-up-now" thing

Asslo: so here i am

Asslo: i mean but currently im sitting in the bathroom using mouthwash and eating tic tacs

Sera: what about ur precious hierarchy

Asslo: they know enough not to ramble on and on

Asslo: i might go back to my place and skip though

Blyke: i didnt know you skipped

Isen: neither did i

Asslo: i do

Remi: skipping isn't good, guys! you can get in trouble for that!

John: stfu pinkie pie loser crap shrimp queen piece of shit pink bleach

Sera: unecessary but true

Blyke: leave her alone she's good

Remi: > > <

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John: ughhhhhh

Sera: wait guys where did elaine go

Asslo: she hasn't been here for awhile

Asslo: she wanted to concentrate on more important stuff

Asslo has invited Elaine into the chat.

Elaine: do the thing you did last night

Asslo: this is the gc

Elaine: I MEANT MAKE THE POPCORN GUYS

Sera: we're not stupid, y'know

Isen: WHY can't i invite cecile

John: cuz she's a snake dumbass

Sera: didnt u work w her? @john

John: yeah but then i figured out that she was a snake

Asslo: anywaaaaaaaaaaaaay i didn't do anything last night except for sleep like a normal person

Asslo has kicked Elaine from the chat.

Blyke: that was sus af

Isen has added Cecile to the chat.

Cecile: I told you, I don't want to be here.

Isen: why

Cecile: Because I and some other people have been, shall we say, acquainted with each other.

John: they know it's me and u

John: dumbass

Cecile:

Blyke: wait who tf are u

Blyke: ohhhhh your the reject queen and jack

Asslo: im gonna stay in class actually