the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

p a t h e t i c c h e e s e p u f f

Blick - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Asslo - Arlo

John: i pulled another all nighter

Sera: lol same

Asslo: Sleep boots brain function and cognitive ability

Elaine: shut up you pathetic cheese puff

Asslo:

Asslo: Can you not

Elaine; make me

Asslo has added Cecile.

Cecile: What. Do. You. Want. From. Me.

Asslo: tie elaine up

Cecile: ehhh sure

John: i literally just saw cecile knock elaine out like wtf

Sera: can you turn your phone off it's too bright

John: you are not even sitting near me

Sera: i can still see it

Remi: why do you guys spend so much time together

John: it's called a relationship

John: not that you would know

Remi: i am in a relationship!

Remi: i hugged blyke once

Cecile: you make me want to weep because of your dumbassery

Blick: i feel conflicted

John: don't we all

Sera: john can i tell you something?

John: yes

Sera: um this is hard to say but i think i should just come out with it

Sera: i ate all of your ritz crackers

John: WHAT THE FUCK

Calid: you're an 8.0, right?

Sera: what do you think you fucking moldy cheeto

Calid: yes?

Sera: OF COURSE I AM YOU LITTLE SHIT

Sera: WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS A 1.8????

John: a strange turn of events

Asslo: john i seriously wish i never ambushed you

Asslo: because if i hadn't i wouldn't have been invited into this group chat from hell

Elaine: i just woke up and OHMYGOD WHY AM I DANGLING OFF THE ROOF

Elaine: arlooooooohelp

Asslo: I feel compelled to help you, so I will

Remi: see? Kindness and peace does win!

John has temporarily muted Remi.

John: i threw up in my mouth a little

hc: it took seraphina a lot of john convincing her that she was enough to stop being such a perfectionist 

coming next:

Asslo: WHAT THE HELL

Asslo: HE DIDN'T GIVE IT TO ME WHEN I FUCKED UP HIS FLOORS