the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

seraphina is fucking scary

Asslo: Fuck my phone is too bright

Asslo: My head feels like it's about to explode

Asslo: Fuckkk

Remi: i agree

Sera: How much alcohol did you guys drink

Asslo: kinda lost count after the 4th shot

Remi: idk like 6 shots

Asslo: i won you bleh bleh

Remi: so much of this chat revolves around puke

Sera: weird

John: it's like 11 am yall

John: arent u supposed to be in class

Asslo: honestly idek but make up a lie for me i go bleh bleh

Remi: im coming w like water and bread ive heard it helps

Asslo: fuck

Remi: tell them the king and queen are out of commission whatever the fuck that means

Blyke: Will do

Isen: I feel glad that i did not drink

John: weaklings

Sera: hm?

John: asslo and remi had like 6-7 shots? Pathetic

Sera: john......

John: trash i had like 12

Sera: JOHN.....

John: tbh i lost count after 12 so mark that as like <12

Sera: JOHN!!!!

John: ill go chill on the rooftop while i wait for the vOiCeS iN mY hEaD to quiet down

Sera: im coming with to make sure you dont bleh bleh

John: i only bleh blehed during stomach flu nothing else

Sera: we'll see

John: suddenly im scared ooooo

Isen: say it again

John: ?

Isen: say it agaIN

John: suddenly im scared ooooo

Isen: finally john is scared

John: not of you pen weirdo

Isen: :((((

Blyke: hey so uh im in class rn and will yOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADYYYY

Sera: kk

[6:43 pm]

Remi: i think that's the most quality bonding time we have ever spent together @asslo

Asslo: ugh yes

Remi: never doing that again

Asslo: i will but probably in like a month or two

Remi: whatever floats your boat

John: losers i drank <12

Sera: we know

Sera: you copied that dude's anti drunk thing

John: hmph how did you know????

Sera: i followed you like a good gf

John: uhhh go on

Sera: ok so i saw you steal somebody else's ability and then walk up to the anti drunk dude and punch him in the face to get le ability. Then you stole the bartender's ability of not getting a hangover and here we are. You must've picked up a not-die-from-alcohol ability as well.