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EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU CAN'T CUT UP A CRACKER

Lie - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Fok - Arlo

Thirty - Seraphina

Rind - Remi

John: Oh my gosh im gonna die

Thirty: You're not gonna die, you just have the flu

John: I'M GYINGGGG

Calid: Ah, yes, gying

Calid: The traditional spelling of Y U CANNOT SPELL BISH

John: i'm fucking dying and i have this fight with that moldy sponge

Fok: Moldy sponge? Excuse me, I would make for a very great sponge

Elaine: Arlo why do you have soap suds in your hair

Fok: Someone dumped an entire bottle of shampoo on me when i was showering

Fok: Also, how in the fuck did you even get into my bathroom?

Rind: ehehehehe

Calid: ehehehehe

Lie: ehehehehe

Thirty: Yall picked a damn lock?

Rind: Well I zapped it and it didn't break

Calid: I kicked it and hurt my foot

Lie: I shot a beam at it which narrowly missed asslo's ass

Fok: You could've shot a beam through my ass

John: not like u have one

Lie: OJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

Thirty: That's what Elaine said

Lie: i meant oh

Elaine: @thirty you are right

Elaine I did say oj but not while having sexy time

Fok: You have never had sexy time with me

Elaine: who tf is talking about you?

John: I sneezed and coughed and laughed at the same time

Thirty: ACHAHAHAHEHAHEHAUGH

Fok:

Fok: Did you hook up with holden because he told me that he got laid

Elaine: wtf im not a dirty cheater unlike isen

Calid: ಥ_ಥ

Calid: y u do me like dat

Fok: John I'm ready to fight

John: Bitch i just coughed up a whole cracker that doesn't even have a dent

John: Where tf did that come from

Thirty: aha...

John:

John: DID YOU SHOVE CRACKERS INTO MY MOUTH WHEN I WAS SLEEPING

Thirty: maybe?

Thirty: Okay look I was bored okay??

John: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SHOVE WHOLE CRACKERS INTO MY MOUTH YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST CUT THEM UP FIRST

Thirty: EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU CAN'T CUT UP A CRACKER

John: OH AND WHY NOT

Thirty: BECAUSE IT'LL CRUMBLE ALL OVER THE PLACE