the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

p o r t a l s

Lie - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Fok - Arlo

Thirty - Seraphina

Rind - Remi

Thirty: JOHN WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU GOT A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION THROUGH YOUR WASHING MACHINE

Thirty: ARE YOU ON DRUGS

John: for the record, it was the dryer

Thirty: That's not the point!

Lie: john wtf happened

John: i was, er, drunk

Thirty: YOU MIXED VALIUM AND ALCOHOL AGAIN?!!!?!??!?!?!?!

Thirty: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL YOURSELLF

John: no

John: i forgot i take valium

Thirty:

Thirty: i cant decide if i want to hug you because you're safe or kill you because you're a fucking idiot

John: can i pick?

Thirty: no

Fok: Guys, we're in the middle of class right now

Fok: I'm giving a presentation

John: FUCK YOU AND YOUR USELESS FUCKING PRESENTATIONS

Fok: Teacher is asking for my phone

Thirty: ohhhhhhh u crashed and burned

Thirty: burn boy

John: lol

Rind: guys everybody can see the chats she's probably reading them aloud!

Thirty: I AM SERAPHINA RANK 1 TOP TIER LEVEL 8.0 AND YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF :))))))))

John: I AM JOHN RANK 2 TOP TIER LEVEL 7.5 AND YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF :)))))))

Lie: I am blyke, rank idek middle tier level 5.4 and thank you for being a good teacher

John: BLYKE

John: YOU MESSED IT UP YOU PATHETIC GOKU CHEAP TRASH PIECE OF SHIT

Calid: uh, guys?

Calid: the teacher's reading your messages aloud

Calid: oh shit mine can be seen too

Rind: I am a watermelon

Rind: Do not apprehend me

John: Should I kick your ass or can you do it yourself?

Rind: Oh, well, I guess if you're giving me the option, I'll kick my own ass

John:

John: Well, I don't have a good comeback, so I guess I'll just say FUCK YOUUUUU

Thirty: mwahhahha

Thirty: augh

Thirty: the roof is so windy today

John: it is?

Thirty: YOU ARE LITERALLY ON THE ROOF WITH ME

Thirty: OF COURSE IT IS YOU CHEAP TRASH

John: i-i thought we were friends

Thirty: i thought we were more than friends

John: oh, well, if you're saying that, then we're more than friends