Blick - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Asslo - Arlo
John: it'sblackmailtime.png
Blick: BAHAHHAHA
Asslo: I HATE ALL OF YOU
Remi: you gotta admit that's hilarious
Sera: asslo i didn't know you liked to stand on your desk and twirl
Asslo: IT WAS FOR THEATER PRACTICE
John: you don't do theater
Asslo: you don't know that
John: actually, i do
John: you see, i got a copy of your schedule because i threatened isen
Calid: pls dont kill me
Asslo: you have 10 seconds to run
Elaine: gotta go fast
Elaine: arlo's rage mode has been turned on
Blick: that sounds...
Blick: really wrong
Elaine: how?
John: blyke's got a dirty mind
John: aND HE STILL THINKS THAT I AM SADISTIC AND MASOCHISTIC
Sera: aren't you?
John: NO
John: i screamed when i got a paper cut
Sera: you terrified the living daylights out of me
Calid: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Asslo: DIE BITCH
John: die stalker
Calid: igotarkso'sscnheduleforyuooplaesehlepemeeee
Blick: translation: i got asslo's schedule for you please help me
Asslo:
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Calid: AHHHHHHHHHH
Calid: NO PLEASE HAVE MERCY
Remi: this is quite a sight
John: isen where's your girlfriend
Calid: ajsIKASJNJFNasjks
John: eh works for me
John has added Cecile to the chat.
Cecile: WHAT
John: heyyyyyyyyy
Cecile: uh huh sure
John: hey so can you please put this image: it'sblackmailtime.png in the school yearbook?
Cecile: what do i get in exchange?
John: you get to be head not co-head for a week
Asslo: IM THE KING THAT'S MY DECISION
John: as per the hierarchy it is my decision
Sera: boom roasted
Asslo:
Asslo: ISEN GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE IM GONNA STEP ON YOU
Calid: PLEASE THE DEFENESTRATION WAS ENOUGH
Asslo: NO IT WASN'T
Elaine: step on me step on me
Asslo: what do you want elaine
Elaine: watch a movie with me
Asslo: okay
Elaine: and then help me make spaghetti and meatballs, hot chocolate, and oj to give at the food donation at school
Elaine: we can use my original recipes! :D
Asslo:
Asslo: i'll deal with that later
Calid: AUGHHHHHHHHHHH
John: shut up
Calid: augh
John: shut. your. mouth.
Calid:
Sera: HE SAID TO SHUT UP DAMN IT
Asslo: finally.png
Remi: is
Remi: is that you stepping on isen
Asslo: indeed it is
there's a website on fandom solely about arlo's fork which is hilarious
also i love watermelon :D lol
coming next:
Asslo: seraphina take care of your explosive boyfriend
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...
