Lie - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Fok - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
Rind - Remi
Thirty: John
Thirty: Where tf is my luggage
John: y u asking me
John: I saw Elaine take it
Thirty: E L A I N E ! ! ! !
Elaine: You have the cutest swimsuits!!!
Thirty: It's not my fault you have Minnie Mouse on your boobs
Lie: holup
Elaine: AHHH
Elaine: I did some poor judgement and picked out a minnie mouse swimsuit w/o trying it on
Fok: I'm literally the only person here who is actually in the pool, right?
John: How can u type
Calid: Bruh
Calid: We made a pact to all get waterproof phones
John: Oh yeahhhhh
Thirty: So we can txt and swim
Calid: I can't
Lie: Send!
Calid: Stop pressing send on my phone!!
Lie: Do you want to impress cecile or not?
Cecile: I'm right here, you know
Cecile: Also, your articles are enough to impress me
Calid: \u/
John: dafuq is that monstrosity
Calid: a-an emoji
John: b r u h
Calid: We never did get to meet behind mcdonalds
John: Oh don't worry
John: we will soon xx
Thirty: I thought you only sent xx to me
John: I don't send xx to anybody
Thirty: You did to Isen
John: A s a joke
Lie: Stop having a lovers' quarrel and get in the freezing cold pool
Fok: It's not that cold
Rind: Yeah it is!!!
Fok: Where were you this whole time?
Rind: C H A N G I N G
Fok:
Fok: The rest of you?
Thirty: Yey I'm done
John:
John: Can somebody help idk how to work these drawstrings
Fok: videofordummies.mpv
John: Fuck you and your educational videos
Fok: Oh go fuck yourself you black loser
Calid: GASP!
Lie: GASP!
Rind: GASP!
Thirty: GASP!
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Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...