Blick - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Asslo - Arlo
John: i don't know how to swim
Sera: lol same
Remi: wait what?
Remi: didn't they teach you that in like first grade?
Sera: i went to a speshul school
John: i was a lazy mf
Sera: i was forced to be perfect in terms of ability and grades
John: i was bullied relentlessly
Sera: see? Similar reasons!
John: laughs while sobbing
Sera: get that shit on tape
Calid: wait
Calid: literally?
Sera: NO YOU FUCKING FAT USELESS SACK OF FUCKING YANKEE DANKEE DOODLE SHIT
John: sera's gordon ramsay side is coming out
Sera: and YOU
Sera: I WANT SOME FUCKING RAMEN
Sera: DO YOU HEAR ME
John: yes officer
Remi: blyke made some shrimp do you guys want any? ^^
Asslo: blyke can't cook shit
Elaine: yall want some lemonade
Sera: NOOO
Sera: SHE PEED IN A BOTTLE DO NOT DRINK IT
Asslo: who the actual fuck am i in a relationship with
Elaine: no i didn't
Elaine: that was for something else
Elaine: i mixed yellow paint and lemon scented bleach together
Elaine: now you have my recipe :D
Calid: what the fuck, elaine
John: guys guys guys
Sera: john before you open your mouth we do NOT want to hear about how the main character of prodigal son is like you
John: but we share the same mental issuessssssss
Sera: go take a valium and be happy
John: i did
Sera: then take your daily dose when needed
John: fine
John: i actually have to get more
Sera: can i come
John: sure
sorry it's so short, i have another chapter coming
also sorry i didn't update yesterday, time was not on my side
coming next:
John: i hadn't gotten ANY sleep last night so i looked like a junkie
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